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Date of Birth : Saturday, August 15, 1998 (17 Years)
Gender : Male
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Mobile Number : 89######83
Email Address : az•••••@•••••••.com
Location : Azamgarh, India
Pincode : 276001

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Airlift
(According to Kartik Patel Airlift is a 5 star movie)
airlift is superhit bollywood action movie . it is directed by raja krishna menon .the film is based on biggest evacuation of indians based in kuwait during the iraq-kuwait war . the stars of this film is akshay kumar, nimrat kaur, feryna wazheir . everyone do a great job . i is watchable movie .
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Review Posted on : 27 Jan 2016
Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3
(According to Kartik Patel Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 is a 2 star movie)
kya kool hain hum 3 is bollywood comedy film . the stars of this movie is tusshar kapoor, aftab shivdasani and mandana karimi who play in lead roles. this film was scheduled to release earlier in 2016 but it was banned by the central board of film certification, as they considered the movie extremely vulgar. the film is a sequel to 2012 film kyaa super kool hain hum. it is timepass movie.
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Review Posted on : 27 Jan 2016
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi
(According to Kartik Patel 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi is a 4 star movie)
13 hours is good hollywood movie . in this movie on the evening of the eleventh anniversary of the september 11 attacks, a group of islamic militants attack the american diplomatic compound and a nearby cia annex in benghazi, libya . the stars are james badge dale, john krasinski, max martini, dominic fumusa, pablo schreiber, david denman, toby stephens, demetrius grosse, freddie stroma . everyone do good work .
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Review Posted on : 27 Jan 2016
Chalk N Duster
(According to Kartik Patel Chalk N Duster is a 4 star movie)
chalk n duster is bollywood movie. this movie is directed by jayant gilatar and written by ranjeev verma, neetu verma and produced by amin surani .this film is all about teacher and student's communication. it highlights the problem of teachers and students where teaching way in the education system is changing day by day . it is very good movie for students and teachers .
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Review Posted on : 27 Jan 2016
Ghayal Once Again
(According to Kartik Patel Ghayal Once Again is a 5 star movie)
ghayal once again is indian action drama film . which is directed by sunny deol and produced by dharmendra . it is the sequel to 1990 super-hit film ghayal and will continue from where the first version left off . the stars of this movie is sunny deol, om puri, soha ali khan, narendra jha . its is very good movie .
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Review Posted on : 27 Jan 2016
Chauranga
(According to Kartik Patel Chauranga is a 3 star movie)
chauranga is an indian film . this film is the debut feature film of indian writer-director bikas ranjan mishra . he do good job. the stars of this movie is sanjay suri, tannishtha chatterjee, soham maitra . i think every one do thier best in thid movie .
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Review Posted on : 12 Jan 2016
Wazir
(According to Kartik Patel Wazir is a 4 star movie)
i not clear about yhis movie but i think its a good movie. wazir action thriller film . which id directed by bejoy nambiar . the film is written by abhijat joshi and vidhu vinod chopra also. it stars amitabh bachchan & farhan akhtar in lead roles along with aditi rao hydari, john abraham. every one do a good job movie.
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Review Posted on : 12 Jan 2016
Killing Veerappan
(According to Kartik Patel Killing Veerappan is a 4 star movie)
killing veerappan is an indian, docudrama thriller film. it us based on the events leading to operation cocoon to capture or kill indian bandit veerappan. the film is being shot primarily in the kannada language, and being simultaneously dubbed into many languages like hindi tamil etc. it is good movie.
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Review Posted on : 12 Jan 2016
Bajirao Mastani
(According to Kartik Patel Bajirao Mastani is a 4 star movie)
good movie. bajirao mastani is an indian historical romance film produced and directed by sanjay leela bhansali. the film narrates the story of the the maratha warrior baji rao i of the maratha empire and his second wife mastani. ranveer singh and deepika padukone portray the titular protagonists, and priyanka chopra plays bajirao's first wife kashibai. i give rating 3 out of 5.
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Review Posted on : 29 Dec 2015
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
(According to Kartik Patel Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a 5 star movie)
it a very good movie . the seventh installment in the main star wars film series, it stars harrison ford, mark hamill, carrie fisher, adam driver, daisy ridley, john boyega, oscar isaac, lupita nyong'o, andy serkis, domhnall gleeson, anthony daniels, peter mayhew, and max von sydow. every one do a great job . you may go to see this movie .
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Review Posted on : 29 Dec 2015
Dilwale
(According to Kartik Patel Dilwale is a 5 star movie)
dilwale is best indian romantic action comedy film which is directed by rohit shetty. the film stars shah rukh khan, kajol . this is too good movie . i think every one go and watch this movie . i give 5 out of 5 raying because shahrukh do well job .
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Review Posted on : 29 Dec 2015
Hate Story 3
(According to Kartik Patel Hate Story 3 is a 4 star movie)
hate story 3 is indian bollywood thriller film . which is directed by vishal pandya . the stars of this film is zarine khan, daisy shah, karan singh grover, sharman joshi in lead roles, and priyanshu chatterjee in a pivotal role. this film is a sequel to pandya's 2014 thriller hate story 2. it is a good movie . you may go to watch this .
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Review Posted on : 4 Dec 2015
Angry Indian Goddesses
(According to Kartik Patel Angry Indian Goddesses is a 3 star movie)
angry indian goddesses is a indian hindi drama film . which is directed by pan nalin with sandhya mridul, tannishtha chatterjee, sarah-jane dias, anushka manchanda, amrit maghera, rajshri deshpande and pavleen gujral playing lead roles with adil hussain . it a good movie and watchable movie . the stars are very good .
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Review Posted on : 4 Dec 2015
Tamasha
(According to Kartik Patel Tamasha is a 4 star movie)
tamasha is indian bollywood romantic drama film which was directed by imtiaz ali and produced by sajid nadiadwala. it stars ranbir kapoor and deepika padukone in lead roles. tamasha tells the story of character who loses his self by living according to the social conventions expected of him. it is a good movie.
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Review Posted on : 4 Dec 2015
Victor Frankenstein
(According to Kartik Patel Victor Frankenstein is a 4 star movie)
victor frankenstein is american horror film which is based on contemporary adaptations of mary shelley's 1818 novel frankenstein . it is directed by paul mcguigan and written by max landis . this is a very good movie and i think you may go to watch this movie . nice movie .
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Review Posted on : 28 Nov 2015
The Hunger Games 2
(According to Kartik Patel The Hunger Games 2 is a 4 star movie)
as the war of panem escalates to the destruction of other districts by the capitol, katniss everdeen, the reluctant leader of the rebellion, must bring together an army against president . the director of this film is francis lawrence and the stars of this film is jennifer lawrence, josh hutcherson, liam hemsworth, woody harrelson, elizabeth banks, julianne moore. this is a good and watchable movie .
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Review Posted on : 28 Nov 2015
Spectre
(According to Kartik Patel Spectre is a 4 star movie)
spectre will be the twenty-fourth james bond filmv. it will feature daniel craig in his fourth performance as james bond, and christoph waltz as franz oberhauser, the film's antagonist. it was directed by sam mendes as his second james bond film following skyfall, and was written by john logan, neal purvis, robert wade and jez butterworth. it is vey nice and watchable movie .
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Review Posted on : 23 Nov 2015
Prem Ratan Dhan Payo
(According to Kartik Patel Prem Ratan Dhan Payo is a 5 star movie)
prem ratan dhan paayo is a drama film . it is written and directed by sooraj barjatya and produced by rajshri productions . it stars salman khan and sonam kapoor in lead roles . this is a family film and it is superhit film . i think it go for a big hit .
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Review Posted on : 14 Nov 2015
Four Pillars Of Basement
(According to Kartik Patel Four Pillars Of Basement is a 3 star movie)
the director of four pillars of basement is giresh naik . it is an average movie and i think four pillars of basement is an action based movie . the stars of this movie is dilzan wadia, bruna abdullah, alia singh, shawar ali, zakir hussain everyone do great work in this film .
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Review Posted on : 14 Nov 2015
Yaara Silly Silly
(According to Kartik Patel Yaara Silly Silly is a 2 star movie)
yaara silly silly is a romantic film directed by subhash sehgal . it was a dirty film and i think you not go to watch this movie because it have not enough entertainment . i is an time pass movie and i gave rating 2 out of 5 .
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Review Posted on : 6 Nov 2015
Dum Laga Ke Haisha
(According to Kartik Patel Dum Laga Ke Haisha is a 4 star movie)
dum lga ke haisa is the very good indian bollywood comedy movie . this film directed by sharat katariya and starring ayushmann khurrana and bhumi pednekar in lead roles featuring kumar sanu in a cameo. the film is took place in haridwar and rishikesh . i think you go to watch this movie if you love comedy.
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Review Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
Solid Patels
(According to Kartik Patel Solid Patels is a 3 star movie)
good movie for entertainment . tom patel and jerry patel. these patel boys are no less than real life animated characters themselves. they live together in a rented apartment in mumbai, and have no specific jobs. it was awasome movie . i think u go to watch at least one time.
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Review Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
Ekkees Toppon Ki Salaami
(According to Kartik Patel Ekkees Toppon Ki Salaami is a 1 star movie)
what a name of this movie totally bakwas . why peoples want such type of movie . i think u go spend your time any where as compare to seeing this movie . totally time wating movie . no good comedy and action . don't waste ur money for this movie .
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Review Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
Jigariyaa
(According to Kartik Patel Jigariyaa is a 3 star movie)
jigariyaa lovely and nice movie which is based on love and romance . i think it beeter for thode who want to see love type movie . the stars of this movie even the supporters do thier great job . i give rationg 3/5 . some actions are also good .
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Review Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
Abcd 2
(According to Kartik Patel Abcd 2 is a 4 star movie)
abcd 2 =any body can dance 2 is 2015 indian dance film, directed by remo d'souza and produced by siddharth roy kapur and walt disney pictures. it is the sequel to the 2013's abcd: any body can dance. it stars varun dhawan , shraddha kapoor and prabhu deva in lead roles with lauren gottlieb, raghav juyal and dharmesh yelande in supporting roles. it was better than old abcd . danceing of thid movie is faboulous and u mush watch this movie
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Review Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
Happy New Year
(According to Kartik Patel Happy New Year is a 5 star movie)
this is a great movie of shahrukh khan . i think deepika and shahrakuh do well always better in their every movie . good comedy done by sonu and boman irani do alsi very awasome dance . end of this movie is nice . this is watchable movie .
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Review Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
Shaandaar
(According to Kartik Patel Shaandaar is a 4 star movie)
this is a good movie ant the acting was very good . some lovely moments done by shahid kapoor and aliya bhatt is very awasom . i thought u must watch this movie . at the time of watching of this movie some times i feel this would happen with me what a movie . you go and see this .
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Review Posted on : 27 Oct 2015
Chinar Daastaan-E-Ishq
(According to Kartik Patel Chinar Daastaan-E-Ishq is a 3 star movie)
this is a movies that belong to every film story which is not soo good and i think if any one watch this for one time then he/she no want to watch this . story meaning is nothing but some where it contain avery intresting things or moments .
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Review Posted on : 18 Oct 2015
Bumper Draw
(According to Kartik Patel Bumper Draw is a 2 star movie)
this is a time pass movie but it contain a lot of funs and this movie provide full entertainment to the last portion of this movies . ending part of movi is ver good but some things are feel as we miss something but overall performance is good .
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Review Posted on : 18 Oct 2015
Pyar Ka Punchnama 2
(According to Kartik Patel Pyar Ka Punchnama 2 is a 3 star movie)
this is a good romentic and comedy movie .this movie is unique itself . it hve a lot of enjoying moment . the scene are also do . one thing is realy good that is background music . the film stars kartik aaryan and nushrat bharucha are also very good do style .
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Review Posted on : 18 Oct 2015
Jazbaa
(According to Kartik Patel Jazbaa is a 4 star movie)
jazbaa is indian action-drama film directed by sanjay gupta. it stars aishwarya rai bachchan in the lead role, with irrfan khan and shabana azmi in supporting roles. this movie was realy too good i hope it get a big hits in futur. everyone must she this movies. greate stunts of aishwrya rai
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Review Posted on : 11 Oct 2015
Msg-2 The Messenger
(According to Kartik Patel Msg-2 The Messenger is a 5 star movie)
msg 2 is an indian thrill movie which is vey good according to bollywood movies. i like it very much. great presence of mind. work criteria was relay impressive . i think this movie is very great as compare to other movies becos of first one who this in realty .
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Review Posted on : 11 Oct 2015
Kis Kisko Pyaar Karu
(According to Kartik Patel Kis Kisko Pyaar Karu is a 4 star movie)
what6 a comedy of this movie . this movie is a paisa wasool movie for those who love comedy . every one konw kapil who is a great comedian man . his comedy role is unbliveable . one is new thing that he do his job greatly on his debut in bollywood .
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Review Posted on : 11 Oct 2015
Calendar Girls
(According to Kartik Patel Calendar Girls is a 4 star movie)
canander girl is a drama indian film . the girls are so cute their acting ws a very good . it was good movie done by director madhur bandekr , sangeeta ahir nad bandker entertainment . this is a realy too good movies . i like it .
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Review Posted on : 11 Oct 2015
Talvar
(According to Kartik Patel Talvar is a 4 star movie)
megha gulzar is the director of this movie was was a impact of this movie on peoples . every one realy love this. excellent actiong done by stars and co actors . muddering mistry was very impressive . this movie is based on dubble murder mistry case in mumbai 2008 .
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Review Posted on : 11 Oct 2015
Singh Is Bliing
(According to Kartik Patel Singh Is Bliing is a 0 star movie)
what a impressive movie of director prabhu deva . mr . akshay kumar acting is very impressive and awasom. he do best comedy as compare to other bollywood stars . i like this . akshay kumar and the lara dutta was focusable on sing is billing . it was lovely movie .
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Review Posted on : 11 Oct 2015

Joke Posted By Kartik Patel

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about lizards

who are lizards?
awesome answer by a kid....
they are those poor crocodiles who forgot.......

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insult vs response

insult: hey, you're not much of a looker, but i'll date you.
response: thanks. you must be very open-minded. was that how your brain slipped out?

Views : 76    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 28 Oct 2015
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best answer

q: how are fat girls and mopeds alike?
a: they are fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to find out.

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awasome love story

awesome luv story..
ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha.
ladke ne purpose kia aur ladki boli,
teri 1 month ki pocket money mera roz
ka kharcha hai ..
i cnt love u.
phir bhi wo usko chahta rha.
aur 10 saal baad wo 1 mall me mile,
ladki ne kaha mera husband 1 bahut badi
company me job karta hai uski salary
1,00,000/-
per month hai
aur wo bahut hoshiyar hai.,
ye sunkar ladke ki ankh me ansu nikal
aye.
thodi der me ladki ka husband aya uski
nazar us
ladke par padi aur kaha sir aap yaha ???
usne apni wife se kaha ye meri company
ke
malik hai
aur 1 saal ka 2,000/- crorre ka turn
over hai aur
kaha..
sir 1 ladki ko bahut chahte hai isliye aj
tak shadi
nai ki.
its true love.
'zindgi ek pal ki mohtaj nai hoti
bas waqt use bana deta hai'.....

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Sasural mein Jamaai – Pehle aur Ab

.जमाई के साथ (ससुराल में)
2000 से पहले और उसके बाद किये जाने वाले व्यवहार के बारे में :-

1. पहले के जमाई के जब आने का पता चलता तो ससुर जी दाढ़ी बनाकर और नए कपङे पहनकर स्वागत के लिए complete रहते थे ।

2. जमाई आ जाते तो बहुत मान मनवार मिलती और छोरी दड़ड़कर रसोई में घुस जाती थी ।सासुजी पानी पिलातीं और धीरे से कहती :-“आग्या कांई ?”

3. आने का समाचार मिलते ही गली मोहल्ले के लोग चाय के लिए बुलाते थे,
और काकी सासुजी या भाभियां तो Ate का हलवा भी बनाती थी ।

4. जमाई खुद को ऐसा महसूस करता था कि वो पूरे गांव का जमाई है ।

5. जमाई के घर में आने के बाद घर के सब लोग डिसिप्लिन में आ जाते थे ।

6. जमाई बाथरूम से निकलते तो उनके हाथ सन्तूर साबुन से धुलवाते, भले खुद उजाला साबुन से नहाते थे ।

7. जमाई अगर रात में रुक जाते तो सुबह उनका साला pest और ब्रश हाथ में लेकर आस पास घूमता रहता था ।

8. जब जमाई का अपनी बीवी को लेकर जाने का समय हो जाता तो वो scooter को पहले गैर में डालकर भन्ना भो निकालते थे, जिससे उनका ससुराल में प्रभाव बना रहता था ।

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अब आज के जमाई की दुर्दशा :-

.

1. आज के जमाई से कोई भी लुगाई लाज नहीं करती है, खुद की बीवी भी सलवार कुर्ते में आस पास घूमती रहती है ।
काकी सासुजी और भाभी कोई दूसरी रिश्तेदारी निकाल कर बोलती हैं :- ” अपने तो जमाई वाला रिश्ता है ही नहीं ।”

2. साला अगर कुंवारा है और अगर उसकी सगाई नहीं हो पा रही है तो इसका ताना जमाई को सुनाया जाएगा :- “तुम्हारा हो गया इसका भी तो कुछ setting करो ।”

3. पानी पीना हो तो खुद रसोई में जाना पड़ेगा, कोई लाकर देने वाला नहीं है ।

4. ससुराल पक्ष की किसी शादी में जमाई को इसीलिए ज्यादा मनवार करके बुलाया जाता है ताकि जमाई बच्चों को संभाल सके, बीवी और सासुजी आराम से महिला संगीत में डांस कर सके ।

5. जरा सा अगर बीवी को ससुराल में कुछ कह दिया तो सासुजी की तरफ से तुरंत जवाब आता हैं ” एक से एक रिश्ते आऐ थे, पर ये ही मिला था छोरी को दुखी करने के लिए, इसके पापा को …नाशपि ।”

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Agar mobile Rajasthan mein bana hota

अगर मोबाइल rajasthan में बनता होता
तो मोबाइल में ये message template होते..

1.पाछो फ़ोन कर,
2.कचोरी लेतो आ
3.फ़ोन में पैसा घला दे .
4.सुबह-सुबह माथो मत खा
5.अबार कॉल मत कर, लुगाई कने ही सूती है
6.बाद में बात करू, मुंडा में gutko है
7.थारी सोगन पैसा कोनी….

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Funny Questions and Answers in Rajasthani

Mokhik test 2015
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विषय-हिंदी
पूर्णांक 13.50
विधार्थी नाम – नाथ्यो
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प्रशन – कुत्ते का पर्यायवाची
उत्तर – गण्डकड़ो

प्रशन – शिक्षा किसे कहते हे?
उत्तर – एक पेड के नीचे ढेर सारा छोरा छोरी ने मारसाब पढावे उने शिक्षा केवे ।

प्रशन – भैस का पर्यायवाची
उत्तर – ढान्डी , पाडी

प्रशन – पर्यावरण किसे कहते हे
उत्तर – जब भी मैं हमारे आंगने में से उप्पर देखती हु मुझे धोला-धोला दीखता हे उसे ही पर्यावरण कहते है।

प्रशन – पशुपालन किसे कहते है
उत्तर – हमारे घर में 3 गाया 1 भैस 2 बकरयाँ हे हम उसके पोठे उठावा, मीगणिया भेयइली करा
गोबर के थेपड़े थेफहा हां। इसे ही पशुपालन कहते है ।

प्रशन- खाना बनाते समय किन किन बातों का ध्यान रखना चाहिए ?
उत्तर –
चुल्हे पर खाना बनाते समय बलिता हिसाब से देना चाहिय।



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