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Date of Birth : Tuesday, December 30, 1997 (17 Years)
Gender : Male
Contact Information:
Mobile Number : 81######45
Email Address : 9g••••@•••••••.com
Location : Krishna Nagar, India
Pincode : 741140

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Movie Review Posted : 12
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Movie Reviews Posted By Gosto Sarkar

Padmavati
(According to Gosto Sarkar Padmavati is a 5 star movie)
this movie is the best movie in india. i saw this movie. deepika padukone is my favourite actress in the world. and ranveer is so good. sahid kapoor is my favourite actor. this is a blockbuster movie in india. i like this movie. both actors and actress are great. and the khali bali song is very good song.
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Review Posted on : 31 Mar 2018
Baar Baar Dekho
(According to Gosto Sarkar Baar Baar Dekho is a 4 star movie)
the movie very good movie.. the movie was realised on 9 september 2016.. this movie starting with katrina kaif and nitya mehra.. i like this movie. great movie.. i see the movie.. this is an indian movie.. and it was a very fantastic and drama movie.. i watch this movie.. do you want wach this movie..??
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Review Posted on : 12 Sep 2016
13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi
(According to Gosto Sarkar 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi is a 5 star movie)
one of the evening elevent anyversiry of the september 11 attack , a group of islamic soldier , for the attack in show in this movie , marin force racon and special army force , defence of the amarican ambasedor diplomatic compound , writter: chuck hogan directer: michal bay thank you
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Review Posted on : 28 Jan 2016
Airlift
(According to Gosto Sarkar Airlift is a 5 star movie)
airlift is indian flim directed by raja krishna menon , and starting akshay kumar and nimraat kaur in lead roles , and it release on 22 january 2016 , the flim is based on biggist evacuation of indian based in kuwait , writter: raja krishna menon . suresh nair , ritesh saha ,
View all reviews on Airlift

Review Posted on : 28 Jan 2016
Wazir
(According to Gosto Sarkar Wazir is a 5 star movie)
wazir is a bollywood 2016 action flim. actor therreler flim director vijay. the flim is written by abhijat joshi. and vidhu vinod chopra. produced by chopra and rajkumar hirani. realease on 8 january 2016. its a very good movie starts cast smitabh bacchan vidhu vinod chopra abhijeet
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Review Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
Chauranga
(According to Gosto Sarkar Chauranga is a 5 star movie)
chauranga isa 2016 indian hindi movie. it is the debut feature flim of indian writer - director bikash chandra mishra, produce by onir and sanjay suri. the flim was developed at the screenwriters' lab organized by national flim developed corporation of india in collaboration with locarno flim festival and the scriptstation of bernilane. writer: bikash chandra mishra director: bikash chandra mishra stars: sanjay suri, tanistha chatterje, soham maitra duration: 2 hrs 15 min
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Review Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
Angry Indian Goddesses
(According to Gosto Sarkar Angry Indian Goddesses is a 5 star movie)
angry indian is a indian movie .. its a very good movie .. its a latest movie in india.. cast unknown.. i am not now.. it is a ac and action movie.. for first look and poster for this movie.. great and fine is in this world for thsnk you very good
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Review Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
Hate Story 3
(According to Gosto Sarkar Hate Story 3 is a 5 star movie)
hate story 3 is a indian movie. realising date pata nahi. very good an hot movie. hot scene. and hate story.three isa best movie .. is a very good .. is a super hit movie of india .. latest song.. latest picture video and sound.. bollywood flim ind is a india.
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Review Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
Bajirao Mastani
(According to Gosto Sarkar Bajirao Mastani is a 5 star movie)
very good movie hain a.. maine 100 baar dekha a movie mujhe bahut aacha laga.. nice flim.. shah rukh khan is my best actoors.. i lo ve sh ah ru kh .. nice movie hain a mera fevret movie i like it.. i love s r k.. and i love kajal
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Review Posted on : 3 Jan 2016
Killing Veerappan
(According to Gosto Sarkar Killing Veerappan is a 5 star movie)
the movie is the best of the world.. i am to be glad to the movie.. mujhe bahut aacha laga .. maine a movie karib 45 baar dekha.. so mujhe bahut aacha laga .. main aur ek bar dekhunga a movie.. aap log bhi dekhiya bahut aacha hain a movie.. maine dekha..
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Review Posted on : 3 Jan 2016

Joke Posted By Gosto Sarkar

More Rajinikanth Joke

Where

rajanikanth does not know where you live,
but he knows where you will die.........

Views : 417    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 28 Jan 2016
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Mirror

when rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between rajanikanth and rajanikanth..

Views : 398    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 28 Jan 2016
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Handicap

a handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
it is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there..

Views : 315    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2016
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not know

rajanikanth does not know where you live,
but he knows where you will die..

Views : 313    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2016
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hiii

when rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between rajanikanth and rajanikanth..

Views : 281    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Jan 2016
More Husband Wife Joke

ikya hua

police: hume aapke ghar ki
talaashi leni hai,
suna hai aapke ghar me visfotak
saamagri hai..?
santa: khabar to bilkul pakki hai,
par abhi wo maayke gayi hui hai!...

Views : 406    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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radio

santa radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.
banta: aaj to maje se ki hogi?
santa: khak maje se ki, radio pe jan-
gan-man aa gaya. khade khade karni padi...

Views : 302    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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usseee

santa : main ek larki ko 5 lack rupees de kar,
usse daily interest leta hu.
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tum log bhi aisa kro; bara maja aayega,
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interest ka matlab byaaj
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tum kya soch rhe the u dirty mind....

Views : 336    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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santa

suhagrat mein santa ne biwi se puchha:
tumne shaadi se pehle kitni baar s*x kiya hai?
biwi: kabhi nahi.
santa: mere pass check karne ka meter hai.
abhi daal ke check kar lunga.
biwi: ek baar... vo bhi galti se.
santa: jhooth mat bol,
mere pass meter hai.
mujhe maaf kar do... 10-15
baar kiya hai.
santa: sach bata warna main
meter laga raha hun.
biwi: ja kanjra, laga le meter.
jitni baar maine s*x kiya hai
na... utne number toh tere
meter mein bhi nahi honge....

Views : 262    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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20 rupiya

banta- itna pareshaan kyu hai ?
santa- yaar meri wife mujse har ek pappi ke
rs. 20 lwti hai
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banta - tu toh fir bhi lucky hai.
hum sab se toh 50 leti hai ...

Views : 367    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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pados mein kisio

santa ke pados me kisi ki death ho gayi,
santa waha jata hai aur uski wife se kehta hai
santa- dead body aa gayi kya
itne me ambulance aa kar rukti hai
santa- badi lambi umar hai aapke pati ki...

Views : 334    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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Murgi ka baccha

santa - yar murgi ka bacha,
anda todkr bahar kaise aa jata hai .
banta - mujhe to ye samjh me nai aa rha,
sala andr jata kese hoga .?..

Views : 284    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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Biology teacher

zoo mein ek sher ne santa ko,
maar-maar ke zakhmi kar diya.
logo ne hairan hokar sher se puchha
arey tum to bade sidhe-sadhe shareef the,
santa ko maar maar ke kyu zakhmi kiya
sher gusse se bola:
arey sale ne dimag kharab kar rakha tha,
kitni der se bole jaa raha tha,
itni badi billi – itni badi billi...

Views : 246    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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girl

wife: i am pregnant.
santa: par main to england me tha.
wife: aapki photo thi na.
santa: ullu mat bana kamini,
photo to kamar tak hi thi.
..

Views : 346    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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naughity

santa romantic mood mein gf se:
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santa : tere zulfo se khelun,
tere honto se khelun,

gf : haan ! aage jaanu

santa : tere zulfo se khelun
tere honto se khelun,
tere parsh mein jo paisa hai
bol main sab le lun,


;-)
naughty santa

Views : 315    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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kuch nahi

santa- mene shopkeeper ko bewaquff bana diya.
banta- kese...?
santa- mene rs50 ka recharge krwaya,
or num dusre ka bata diya.

..

Views : 300    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 8 Jan 2016
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WOMEN

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe na gir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon karti ho hum india me rahte hai.
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Views : 295    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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12 SAAL

12 saal k ladke ne 20 saal ki ladki ko phool dia

ladki ne kiss dia
wo ghabra k bhaga

ladki ne pucha:
kya hua

ladka:
guldasta le k aa raha hu.

Views : 286    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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didi

munna bhai ke ghar ladki hue.
circuit- bhai ab to muhale ke, sare ladke isko line marenge.
munna- tu fikar mat kar re, apun iska naam didi rakhenge..

Views : 261    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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AAG

gf- i love you.
boy- tell me any diffrant style.
gf- tere lash ko aag lagane ka moka mere bete ko dega kya..

Views : 252    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Yaar abnta

santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
banta- yaar wahi jo besan or pakode ka hai.

santa- kaise?
banta- kyunki jab besan santa hai tabhi to pakoda banta ha.

Views : 258    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Mirror

santa- tu mirror ke samne baith kar kyun
padhta
hai?
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banta- iske 3 fayde hain.
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1. sath me revision ho jata hai.
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2. khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
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..

Views : 252    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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banglore

santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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pilot:-ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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santa:- accha ji ticket hum le
aur gaane tum suno...!!.

Views : 244    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Santa

santa :meri bevi itna mazak krti hy
k kya bataon
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dost:kya mazak krti ha?
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santa :kal mai ghar gya uski
ankhon par hath rakha or wo
mazak ma boli
dudhwala..

Views : 250    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Santa tera

banta: sante tera restaurant kaisa chal raha hai?
santa: koi khas nahi.
banta: vaise main do bar tere restaurant aaya, par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time aaya hoga.. uss time humlog khana khane ghar jate hai.

Views : 219    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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doctor

doctor: tumhare kaan kaise jale?
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santa: main kameez istari kar raha
tha, ke phone
aa gaya.
maine jaldi mein phone ki jagah
istari kaan mai laga li
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doctor: to doosra kaan kaise jala?
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santa: ab ambulance ko bhi phone
karna tha na. lol .

Views : 239    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Uper

santa ne ghar ke uper wale hisse mein paint kiya aur neeche wale hisse mein likh diya
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“same as above..

Views : 242    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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minister

ek baar santa ke gaanv mein ek minister aya hua thha
logo ne apne gaanv ko sudhaarne ke liye kayi cheezo ko maang ki
santa bhi bola: “hume apne gaanv mein pul chahiye”
minister hairan hote hue: “par tumhare gaanv mein to koi nadi hi nahi hai”.
santa: “to fir hume nadi bhi chahiye

Views : 226    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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ladki

a khubsoorat si ladki santa ki garment shop par gayi aur boli: “mujhe underwear dikhao”
santa sharmate hue: “aaj pehan ke nahi aya“.

Views : 243    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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olx

santa -jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
saala aaj kal olx aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na..

Views : 222    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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Baccha

pappu: dekho.. main chahe jaisa bhi hoon..
par baccha ek dum sunder hona chahiye..
wife: dekho ji.. choice is yours.. baccha yaa
toh sunder hoga yaa aap ka hoga..

Views : 225    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2016
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la la

rajnikanth does not need
a visa 2 travel abroad,
he jumps from the tallest
building in chennai
holds himself in d air
while d earth rotates...

Views : 443    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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ha ha

you cant beat this one : an e-mail was sent from pune to mumbai and rajnikanth stopped it in lonavala..

Views : 339    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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rajni

micheal jackson didn't died by drugs ovr doze,
those wer rumours!!
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he got major heart attack after seeing that he
cannot do the dance steps of rajnikanth!!..

Views : 355    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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google

once rajnikanth was finding something on net nd made a few timepass website... todayknown as....
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. bing...

Views : 333    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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sun

maa: beta rajnikanth,
solar heater se garam pani nhi aa raha hai?
rajnikant:
yanna raskala,
ruko maa suraj thik kar k ata hu..!.

Views : 439    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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taash

santa or rajnikant dono taash khel rahe the.
rajni ke paas tin ekke the fir bhi rajni haar gaya.
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pata hai kyu ?
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q ki santa ke paas tin rajni the.

Views : 359    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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kutta

rajnikant: aaj mere kutte
ne anda diya.
big b: kutta kab se
anda dene laga?
rajnikant: ye rajni ka style
hai. maine apni murgi ka
naam kutta rakha hai

Views : 348    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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i p l

rajnikant in ipl.
climax:
1 ball 23runs needed to win.
bowler bowls
rajni hits.
ball splits in 4pieces.
al pieces go fr 6s.
chennai wins!
yenna rascala.!!

Views : 258    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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robot

rajnikant ne robot film kyu
banayi..?
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kyuki wo dikhana chahta tha ke
aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi,
machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar
sakti hai...

Views : 361    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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maccher

teacher-
agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?.
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santa- chup chaap khujaakar so jana
chahie qki aap rajnikant to ho nahi
jo machhar se sorry bulwa
loge..=)) =d

Views : 332    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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patang

do u know why the sun moves
towards north in uttarayana?
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usko dar lagta hai k south main
rajnikant patang udata hoga
kahi kat na jau.

Views : 321    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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rajnikanth

ek bar rajnikant ne ek cooking
champion me hisa liya
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unhe to jitna hi tha
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sochye rajnikant ne finale me,
kon si diss banai hogi :-
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sochie
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lal mirchi ki mithi khir....!

Views : 291    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 4 Jan 2016
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hrittk

sanjay dutt ne hrittik ko pucha.. hrittik tu kya lekar aya tha aur kya lekar jayega..
hrittik.. kahona pyar he flim me to baata diya tha ki.. khali haat aye the hum khali haat jayenge..

Views : 271    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 3 Jan 2016
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santa and banata

santa.. kya hua banta..?
banta..aaj main ek bahut bari musibat mein phas rahi hoon..
santa.. kya musibat..?
banta.. are yaar aaj meri shaadi hain..

Views : 378    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 2 Jan 2016
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