santa k restaurant pr customer ne kaha:
o sardar ji soup me makkhi hai,
santa ji: oye ! dil bada kr yaar,
makkhi tera kitna soup pi jaye gi...

Views : 178    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Mar 2015

doctor: jab ap ko pata tha k chipkali ap k mu me ghus rhi hy to ap chup q thy ?
santa: pehle cockroch gya tha to muje laga k chipkali usy pakar legi..

Views : 157    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Mar 2015

banta: marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye\?
santa: birla cement.
banta: kyun ?
santa: kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.

Views : 147    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Mar 2015

santa singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl !
the girl shouted: ghanti nahi maar sakta
santa: poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon !!!

Views : 132    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Mar 2015

mareez- umar lambi karne ka koi tareeqa bataiye.

doctor- shaadi kar lo.

mareez- is se umar lambi ho jayegi ?

doctor- nahi, par do faayde hain
1) lambi zindagi ki khwahish khatam ho jayegi
2) bachi khuchi zindagi lambi lagne lagegi ....

Views : 177    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Mar 2015

interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge ?

santa:- ji,, red light dikhaunga..

interviewer:- red light na ho to ?

santa:- torch dikhaunga..

interviewer:- torch na ho to ?

santa:- apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

interviewer:- shirt bhi red na hui to ?

santa:- fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.

interviewer:- hain.. ! wo kyun ?

santa:- ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .

Views : 113    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Mar 2015

mom:
boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo “don’t”
or jab galy lagae to bolna
“stop”
.
.
2nd day beti:
mom usne kiss or hug dono ek sath kiya,
to me ne b ek sath kaha-
“don’t stop”

Views : 108    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Mar 2015

mom:
boyfriend jab kiss kare to bolo “don’t”
or jab galy lagae to bolna
“stop”
.
.
2nd day beti:
mom usne kiss \or hug dono ek sath kiya,
to me ne b ek sath kaha-
“don’t stop”

Views : 103    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Mar 2015

पत्नी: मैं जो भी काम करती हूँ उसमे पूरी तरह डूब जाती हूँ।
पति: तुम किसी दिन कुआँ क्यों नहीं खोदती ?

Views : 342    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Mar 2015

zindagi ne kiye hain bahut
se sitam
.
.
.
teri kasam
.
.
.
shayari khatam
.
.
.
dekho dus ka dum
.
.
.
paayal baje cham cham
.
.
.
mobile mein balance kam
.
.
.
raat ko dikhta hai kam
.
.
.
p.j. kyun nahi ho raha
khatam
.
.
.
do you believe in pichla
janam
.
.
.
mere dil mein hain bahut
saare gham
.
.
.
haddi mazboot karta hai
calcium
.
.
.
shakespeare ka pehla
naam tha william
.
.
.
daanth kharab karta hai
chewing gum
.
.
.
exam mein marks aate hain
minimum
.
.
.
hum khe
.
.
.
hum khelte hain maximum
.
.
.
explain the following
term
.
.
.
main peeta nahi whiskey,
beer ya rum
.
.
hum dil de chuke sanam
.
.
khushi ke baad aata hai gum
.
.
.
coffee me pite cheeni kam
.
.
.
dukh me peete hai whisky aur rum
.
.
.
.
pak me chalte hai goli our bum.
.
.
.
china dikhata hai apna dum.
.
.
.
ye kis p.j me phaans gaye hum
.
.
.
diga diga dum dum
.
.
.
lo p.j khatam
.
.
.
vande matram.......

Views : 296    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 25 Feb 2015

santa-muje phone pe dhamki mil rhi he..!
police-kaun he wo..?
santa-vodafone wale..,

...bolte he-

bill na bhara
to kaat denge.....

Views : 186    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Feb 2015