Teacher

once rajnikants teacher asked him :what will you become in future
rajnikant:after studying in mbbs want to join police force and get a good job in a good software company and work as a lawyer and become an actor

Monsoon Rajnikant

once rajnikant was playing cricket in monsoons

and the rain was cancelled due to the match

Rajni Sir Best

name of college of rajni sir:
rajni's medical college of engg for commerce

Remake Titanic

rajinikanth is remaking titanic with some changes,
in the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.

How Did Paul Octopus Die.......

how did paul octopus die? he was asked to predict rajanikanth’s death.