funny

srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
boss was happy & asked what he did?
sardar replied: keybord te abc agy pichy lagi c, o sidi kiti ae.

funny

santa: beta college mein toone kaun-kaun se do mushkil kaam seekhe hain?
pappu: ek to daanton se beer ki bottle kholna aur doosri fast bike mein 1 tilee
se sigaret jalana.

funny

santa fouj me bharti hua2 din bad jung shru ho gai snta ki topi per goli lagi snta ne hathyar phenk kar bola aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

funny

main susu subah 6 baje karta hu aur potty 7 baje.
doctor: to is me problem kya hai.?
santa : par meri aankh to 8 baje khulti hai.

funny

kidnapper mobile par:
teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
santa: sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..