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संता - अंग्रेजों ने चाँद पर पानी और बरफ की खोज कर ली है !

बंता - अच्छा ! इसका मतलब अब हमें सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेके जाना है … !..
Posted by Dev Raj
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SANTA ROAD PAR CHAL RAHA THA

santa road par chal raha tha
achank niche jhukar road se khuchh udaya
aur jor se chilaya
kamine log
hugte
bhi ase hai
jaise samosa pada ho.
Posted by Ganesh Kumar
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FOOTBALL

santa( doctor se)- jab me sota hu to sapne me footbal khelte rehta hu.
doctor- ek goli deta hu aaj kha lena.
santa- kal se khaunga aaj football ka final hai.
Posted by Gaurav Sidana
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funny

jaj: suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
santa : par janab
jaj : safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
Posted by Amit Sharma
620 Viewed this Joke

funny

santa in coffee shop wth wife.
santar:jldi pi, coffee thandi ho jaye gi.
wife:ki frk painda hai?
srdar: bywakof rate list dekh
hot coffee rs.15
cold coffee.45
Posted by Amit Sharma
563 Viewed this Joke
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