maccher

teacher-
agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?.
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santa- chup chaap khujaakar so jana
chahie qki aap rajnikant to ho nahi
jo machhar se sorry bulwa
loge..=)) =d

patang

do u know why the sun moves
towards north in uttarayana?
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usko dar lagta hai k south main
rajnikant patang udata hoga
kahi kat na jau.

rajnikanth

ek bar rajnikant ne ek cooking
champion me hisa liya
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unhe to jitna hi tha
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sochye rajnikant ne finale me,
kon si diss banai hogi :-
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sochie
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lal mirchi ki mithi khir....!

gabbar

gabbar : kitne aadmi aaye the ? kalia
kalia : sarkar 1 aadami tha
gabbar : aur tum ?
kalia : 100
gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh aadmi vo jo tume hara diya?
kalia : rajnikant...
gabbar : oops ! sorry bhai..!!

narendra modi

narendra modi's mobile was ringing....
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he picked the call.
namo: hello rajnikant, kaise ho...!
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rajnikant shocked
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rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me rajnikant hu?
mera number to true caller walo ko bhi nahi pata
aur mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota.
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namo: aise hi thoda pm bana hu.
muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe
sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai.