kaun karega shaadi

girlfriend (boyfriend se): ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
boyfriend: voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?

haar gya aakhir

kbc ke set par ek ladka 1 crore ke sawaal par aakar fass gaya
to usne ek lifeline chuni phone-a-friend aur apni girlfriend ko phone milane ko kaha
amitabh ne ladki ko phone milaya: “tumhare paas 30 seconds hain iss sawaal ka jawaab dene ke liye, aur tumhara samaye shuru hota hai ab.”
ladka jaldi se sawaal padta hai aur uske chaaro option padta hai
girlfriend: “mil gaya time tumhe phone karne ka? mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni! bye.“

shaadi nhi ki

1st friend:' yaar mai jis ladki ko chahta hu, usne mujhse shadi nahi ki.
2nd friend:' tumne use bataya k tera chacha crorepati hai ??
.
1st friend:' haa mene bataya tha.
2nd friend:' to phir ??
1st friend:' ab wo meri chachi hai.

मेल निकाल रही हूँ

boy :- क्या कर रही हो...???

.girl :- मेल निकाल रही हूॅ....


boy :- कब से नहीं नहाई

..girl :- ई-मेल निकाल रही हूॅ कुत्ते...!!!!.

guldasta

12 saal k ladke ne 20 saal ki ladki ko phool dia

ladki ne kiss dia
wo ghabra k bhaga.

ladki ne pucha:
kya hua??????

ladka:
guldasta le k aa raha hu.