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Posted by Priyanka Bansal
571 Viewed this Joke
girl : where is my birthday
gift?
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boy : road pe red colour ki
car dekh rahi
ho?
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girl khushi se : wow.
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boy : same colour ki nail-
polish tere liye
laya hoon..
Posted by Aditya Raj
609 Viewed this Joke
girlfriend : mere janamdin ka gift kaha hai ?
boyfriend : wo sadak par lal rang ki car dikh rahi hai kya..
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ladki kushi se chillane lagti hai..
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boyfriend : bas usi color ki tere liye lipstic laya hu.
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Posted by Arun Shaw
363 Viewed this Joke
do pagal hote hai...
1st pagal says- mai dunia ko mita dunga
then second pagal says- mai rubber nahi dunga....
Posted by Shubham Kumar
409 Viewed this Joke
ladki saath ho toh restaurant ka bill
ladki door ho toh mobile ka bill
aur
ladki ladki saath ho toh restaurant ka bill
ladki door ho toh mobile ka bill
aur
ladki hamesha ke liye hi door ho jaye toh
daru ka bill
isliye na lagao dil, na aayega bill..
Posted by Satyajit Mallick
408 Viewed this Joke