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Santa banta
santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
banta asked:what are you doing ?
santa:drying sweet.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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santa:i'm so miser (kanjoos) that,i went alone for my honeymoon and,saved half the money.
banta:that is nothing,i saved full money by sending my wife with a friend.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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Formula of Santa.
teacher to santa:can you give me the formula of water ?
santa:h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o
teacher::where did you get that from ?
santa:you just told me the formula of water that is h to o (h2o).
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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history teacher asks santa:name kalidas's brother who was a shoe maker.
santa:adidas.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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a lady calls santa for repairing door bell.
santa does not turns up for 4 days.
lady calls again,santa replies:i'm coming daily since 4 days,i press the bell but no one come out.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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banta:what is the difference between coffee shop & wine shop ?
santa:coffee shop is the starting point of love.......& wine shop is the ending\last point of love........
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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a man came to santa:your friend with your wife in your home.
santa rushes in his home & come back within half an hour & slapped the man & said he is not my friend...
hahaha.....
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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Santa on interview
interviewer: just imagine, you are in 8th floor,it caught fire,how will u escape?
santa:it's very simple.
interviewer:how?
santa:i'll stop my imagination.....!!!
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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Banta on auto rickshaw
banta was travelling in an auto rickshaw with his wife.the driver adjust the mirror.
banta shouted,
you are trying to see my wife,
sit back i will drive.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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Santa on interview
manager to santa in an interview:what is your qualification?
santa:i am phsd.
manager:what do u mean by phsd ?
santa:passed high school with difficulty.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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Santa,Manager
manager asked santa at an interview:-
manager: can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it\?
santa:p-o-s-t-b-o-x
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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santa in an interview......
santa:may i come in sir?
interviewer:wait please?
santa:89kg.only sir.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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do u know the similarity b/w
team india & kochi tuskers.
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two team villan is sreesanth.............!!!
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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loving sum 1 who doesn\'t luv u,is like batting when u need 37 runs in 6 balls.
u know its impossible,but u still have a small hope that sreesanth will bowl.
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Joke Posted on : 24 Jul 2015
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teacher:tell me the name of any microsoft product ?
sanjay:ms word
john:ms powerpoint
santa:after think a lot.................
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m.s dhoni.
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Joke Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
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Santa at hospital.
nurse came out with the new born child,santa rushed to her and after seeing the kid he shouted putter hua puttar.she slapped hi !leave my finger,u fool it 's a girl.
hagaha...
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Joke Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
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santa:why did you beat your wife too much ?
banta:the ayurved told me to beat peoperly before administering the medicine to her !
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Joke Posted on : 23 Jul 2015
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question about cricket.
one very easy question for the cricket lovers .bating team comes for batting \and the 10 batsmen gets out in 10 consecutive balls,without making any attempt to make any runs. the question is which number batsman will shown not on scoreboard\?
answer:7th.ha ha ha......
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Joke Posted on : 22 Jul 2015
Updated on Friday, November 6, 2015 | 12:32:40 AM
