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Welcome to my profile page. I'm Salman Bagwan From Satara, India. Currently I'm doing my job. Along with that i'm also using all the services of Uminto.com in my free time and its awesome. There are so many things to learn in Uminto.com. My area of Specialization is Other. I used to play games and hourly quizzes daily on Uminto.com.
Basic Information:
Date of Birth : Wednesday, November 20, 1991 (22 Years)
Gender : Male
Contact Information:
Mobile Number : 88######94
Email Address : sa•••••••••••@•••••••.com
Location : Satara, India
Pincode : 415002

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Movie Review Posted : 3
Jupiter Money Level : 9
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Movie Reviews Posted By Salman Bagwan

Pk
(According to Salman Bagwan Pk is a 5 star movie)
pk is here. rajkumar hirani's first film in five years is a warm, funny and piercingly provocative satire that should blow the blues away. it is the kind of full-blooded but genteel entertainer that should get us all into just the right frame of mind to usher in christmas and bid adieu to a year that has seen us celebrate ugly excess on all fronts with unseemly glee. pk, buoyed by a magnificent script and outstanding acting all around, is an uplifting fantasy that springs a surprise at every turn but never overplays its hand. it comes as close to storytelling perfection as any mainstream hindi movie has done in living memory. it has great songs, beautifully filmed musical set pieces, brilliant pacing and nary a moment that flags. as a cinematic send-up on gods true and fake, pk pulls no punches at all and speaks its mind like a carefree child that has just learnt to talk and make sense of the world.
View all reviews on Pk

Review Posted on : 21 Dec 2014
Main Aur Mr. Riight
(According to Salman Bagwan Main Aur Mr. Riight is a 3 star movie)
miss perfect looking for mr right: standard rom com schtick gets played out in ‘main aur mr riight, with a couple of nice touches, but it never lifts off the screen. aliya ( shenaz treasurywala) is a bollywood casting agent with not a hair out of place, nor a crease in her dress. her search takes her through fruitless dates with artless men to no, as they say, avail. clearly, she is ripe for the ‘opposites attract’ cliche, and when struggling actor sukhi (barun sobti) shows up in her office with a hearty punjabi accent and crude sense of humour, we know where this is headed. this takes more than two long hours which leave us impatient. in between there are conversations between aliya and her pals — couples going through commitment issues, incipient fatherhood issues, and so on— but except for a few sequences, everything seems scripted, and silly. and the film takes the leading lady’s job description a bit too seriously, by giving us endless takes of strugglers trying their hand at ‘acting’. we end up, like her, grimacing and clutching her head. i liked that shenaz treasurywala ‘s character is allowed to have a little thing with a guy in their group, and that a lonely wife moves on with a former love, leaving the always busy- busy spouse to his devices. sobti gets the hungry-actor look right, but the smiley treasurywala needed to be deeper.
View all reviews on Main Aur Mr. Riight

Review Posted on : 13 Dec 2014
Action Jackson
(According to Salman Bagwan Action Jackson is a 0 star movie)
action jackson is a drinking game of a film, one well over the so-bad-it’s-good line, its main merit being that it holds some genuine surprises, says raja sen. “aj,” the girl gasps into her cellphone, breathlessly and furtively while gangsters surround her, “some people are after me.” efficient to the last word, her man wastes no time in getting to the point: “what are they wearing?” this is but a taste of the relentless absurdity served up by action jackson, the peculiar new film from prabhudheva. it is an uneven, tacky, cheesy actioner, a film that has much going catastrophically wrong (the brunt of it involving sonakshi sinha). but it is also -- surprise, surprise -- at times incredibly zany and, more importantly, a film that strikes back against the unending misogyny routinely perpetrated by our heroes in these larger-than-life movies. in many ways, action jackson can be read as a feminist statement, a film that shows girls proactively leaping onto the top rung while the leading man languishes several footholds short of heroic. that’s right, ajay devgn is anything but a ‘hero’ in this film.
View all reviews on Action Jackson

Review Posted on : 7 Dec 2014

Joke Posted By Salman Bagwan

More Girls-Boys Joke

Girl \and Boy

2015 ki ladki wink emoticon
girl - mera mobile zada time meri
mom k paas hota hai ..


Views : 237    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 1 Apr 2015
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Child

solid insult by child
ek bachcha park mein bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 toffee kha raha tha.
pas bethi 1 aunty
boli : jyada meetha khane wale jaldi mar jate hai.
boy : aap ko malum hai meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
aunty : wo meetha kam khati hongi.. .
boy : nahi...!!! wo apne kaam se kaam rakhti thi....!!

Views : 143    |    Comments : 1    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 7 Dec 2014
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Mobile Number

A newly married husband saved his wife’s
mobile
number on his mobile as- “ My LIFE ”
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After one year of marriage he changed the
Number to- “ My WIFE ”
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After 2 years of marriage he changed the
number to- “ My HOME ”
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After 5 years of marriage he changed the
number to- “ HITLER

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&
After 10 years of marriage he changed the
number to- “ WRONG NUMBER

Views : 121    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Nov 2014
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Gadha Aur Dog

Gadha(Donkey) - Mera Maalik Bahot
Marta
Hai Yaar..
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Dog - To Tu Bhag Jaa. .
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Gadha :- Nahi Yaar...
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Dog : Lekin Kyu ?
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Gadha : Uski Ladki Jab Padhayi Nahi
Karti To Wo Kehta Hai Ki Teri SHADI Gadhe Se
Kara Dunga.
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Bas Isi UMMEED Pe tika hi

Views : 223    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
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Teacher Women

Teacher - "behind every successful man there is
a women"
What we learn from this ?
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Students - we should stop wasting our time
here in studies and start finding a women....!.

Views : 150    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
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Boys

"plz don't enter in my room, I'm upset."
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Lover saw it and went away...
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Parents saw it and went away...
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But bestfriend came inside with a smile and
said
"kaminey english mai kuch likha hai bahar,
tune english kab seekhi?? Chal party de!"

Views : 173    |    Comments : 2    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
More Intellectual Joke

Hostel Student

Hostel student to his friend :- Bhai dhoka ho
gaya dhoka !!!.
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Friend :- Kya ho gaya...???
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Student :- Ghar se books ke liye paise
mangvaaye the,Gharwalo ne books hi bhej
di...!!!.

Views : 100    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
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Super Lines

Superb Lines By A Father.
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My Son Is My Son Till He Gets A
Wife..
But...
My Daughter Is My Daughter Till
The
End Of
My Life...

Views : 131    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Punjab

Punjabi moms can never decide whether they
want their kids to be FAT or FIT.
MOM: (screaming from the kitchen) Aaloo da
parantha ki gobi da?
Child: Aaloo ka de do.
Mom: (louder this time) kam khaya kar...
Shareer dekh kidhar ja raha hai.
Child: achha toh mat do.
Mom: chal koi ni ik kha le.
Child: okay
Mom: (while serving ) naal ghee ki makkhan?

Views : 118    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Husband Wife...

A husband and wife entered the dentist's office
The husband said,
"I want a tooth Pulled."
I don't want gas or Novocain because I' m in a
terrible hurry.
"Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible"
"You are a brave man," said the dentist.
"now, show me which tooth it is."
The husband turns to his wife and says
"Open your mouth and show the dentist which
tooth it is, dear

Views : 125    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Santa Whatsapp

Santa was reading financial times..
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Headlines: “Microsoft buys Whatsapp
for $8.5
billion.”
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Santa – “O Teri!! Kharida Kyoon,
Download Kar Leta

Views : 61    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Girl Friends

Different types of Girlfriend fighting
with their boyfriend..
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Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt
Samjha
Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat
Sikhao Samjhe
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Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke
hath me de dungi
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C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh
samjha...
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Engineer's Girlfriend :
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" Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna

Views : 76    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
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Dangeros Dosti

Dangerous Dosti
Main Ghar Late aaya toh
Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?"
Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar
partha."Dad ne Mere hi Saamne
Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya.
4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin
partha."
2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla hai."
3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh
Raha hai, Phone du Kya?"
1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha:
"Haan Papa Bolo Kya Hua" !
PITWAA DIYA SALO NE !!

Views : 90    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Ladki And Dukandar

Ek Ladki Cosmetic Ki Dukan Par Gayi
Aur Dukandaar Se Boli.
Ladki: “Bhaiya, Koi Achha Sa
Shampoo Dena”
Dukandaar Use Ek Shampoo Ki Bottle
Deta Hai.
Ladki: “Bhaiya, Is Ke Saath Jo Free
Gift Hai Woh To Do”
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Par Aisa
Koi Gift Nahi Hai ”
Ladki: “Magar Bottle Pe To Likha Hai
Dandruff Free“
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larki rockkk dukandar shockkkkk

Views : 183    |    Comments : 4    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Teacher Vs Pappu

Teacher- Agar samundra main Neebu ka ped ho
to kese todenge...
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Pappu- Chidiya ban kar
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Teacher- (Gusse m) Insan bhi chidiya ban sakta
h kya....
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Pappu- To samundra m Tera Baap neebu ka ped
lagayega !

Views : 155    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Cricket Chaina

China ko cricket kyu nhi khelne dete ??
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Kyu ki
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Technical problem hai
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Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho
jaye woh muh dho k phir se aa sakta hai.

Views : 155    |    Comments : 5    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Insaan

Insaan apne aap ko sabse jyada INSECURE kab
feel karta hai.. ??
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Jab vo kisi aise toilet me baitha ho jisme KUNDI
na ho...
Agree ???

Views : 131    |    Comments : 1    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Boy And PM

Me to Mr. Narendra Modi
You ask us to stop using foreign inventions such
as
WhatsApp, etc. Likewise why don't you ban
exams which
was invented by Henry Mishel , an american?
All students who hate exams pls share

Views : 178    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Santa...

Santa Bus me khada Tha.
Break Lagi to Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira.!
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Ladki
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Batamiz
Kya kar Rahe ho?
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Santa: Engineering ..! Aur Aap? .....

Views : 134    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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MD And MBBS

A cow was kept for viva spotting:
Answers frm medicos
Pre MBBS - it's a cow!!
Final MBBS - perhaps this is a cow!!!
MD - Four legged animal with horn & tail, may
be cow or hypopigmented buffalo!
DM - this may be a hypertrophied goat or an
atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies.
Suggested DNA studies for further evaluation...
???? Moral - Higher studies kills your common
sense.

Views : 242    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Son An Dad

Son: Dad I got punished in school today.
Dad: Why?
Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.
Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot?
I Just asked ?which end???

Views : 144    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Boys......

Depresion of a single boy-
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Koi mujh par emotional atyachar ka
loyality test hi karwa le
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Kam se kam 5din k liye koi to milegi.

Views : 118    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Note

That awesome moment...
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when your torn (fata hua) Rs 100 note is
accepted
by shopkeeper, because he is Busy elsewhere

Views : 126    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Sharabi

Sharabi :- Garam kya hai ?
Waiter : Chowmein.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Soup.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Ubalta pani.
Sharabi :- Aur garam ?
Waiter :- Aag ka gola hai saale.
Sharabi :- Lekar aao , ciggratte jalani

Views : 128    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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PIZZA HUT

She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Phd in Doctorate ?
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery.

Views : 130    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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wifi password

Modern Mehmangiri:
When guests visit your home, you should be a
good
host and ask "Kya lenge?
Chai?
ColdDrink?
Ya...
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Wi-Fi Password?"?

Views : 148    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Dosti

Kaminapan Dosto ka
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"Girlfriend hai..??"
"Nahin"
"Saala Gay"
"Haan hai Girlfriend"
"Tharki sala"
...
"Kal college ayega...??
"Haan" "
Padhakuki aulaad"
"Nahin"
"Saale kabhi toh padh liya kar"
...
"Ice cream khilaega...?"
"Ofcourse"
"Kyun Bhai, Baap ka paisa hai"
"Nahin"
"Bhikhaari saala"
...
"Dosti nibhaega?"
"Haan"
"Senti saale devdas"
"Nahin nibhaunga"
"yehi umeed thi saale dhoke
baaz"..
AGREe ???

Views : 128    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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TV FUN....

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: What food do you serve to your goat?
Farmer : to white one or to black one?
Anchor: to white one
Farmer : Grass...
Anchor: And to black one?
Farmer : Grass for that one too...
Anchor: where do you tie them?
Farmer : white one or black one?
Anchor: White one...
Farmer : in the room outside
Anchor: And the black one?
Farmer : in the same room outside
Anchor: And bathing?
Farmer : to white one or to black one?
Anchor: Black one...
Farmer : with water
Anchor: And to white one?
Farmer : With water for that one too...
Anchor angrily:
Idiot, while you do same stuff for both of them,
why are you
asking white or black each time?
Farmer : because the white one is mine..
Anchor: And the black one?
Farmer : it's also mine!

Views : 122    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Subah

Subah subah life ka sabse bda faisla lena padta
h BC !
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Nahaun ya Nahi

Views : 118    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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GIRL : I'm So Proud Of My Boyfriend

GIRL : I'm So Proud Of My Boyfriend
Friend : Why?
GIRL : Because He Got Drunk & Didn't
Recognize Me .
Friend : Why Are You Proud Of That?.
GIRL : Because I Tried To Take Off His Shirt
& He Said " STOP , I Have A Girlfriend
"Who thinks that's cute??


Views : 122    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Wife: Tum to kamchor ho

Wife: Zara Kitchen Se Namak Lete Aana.
Husband: Yahan Toh Koi Namak Nahin Hai !
Wife: Mujhe Pata Tha!
Tum Toh Ho Hi Andhe! Kaamchor Ho!
Bas Bahane Banate Ho!
Tumhe Nahin Milega.
Iss Liye, Pehle Hi Le Aayi Thi!

Views : 136    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Pappu To Boss

Pappu To Boss: I Got To Definitely Have A
Salary Increase, Three Other Companies Are
After Me”
Boss: Really? Which Are The Three Companies?”
Pappu: The Electricity Company, The Telephone
Company And The Gas Company

Views : 158    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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B. Tech. KI Degree

IN 2018.
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BIKHARI: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEER : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh
le.

Views : 202    |    Comments : 1    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Boys & Girls

Boy to Girl: Tum ladkiyan love Marriage kyun
karti
ho?
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Girl;
Anjaan Namoona milne se achchha hai......
Jana pehchana Kameena mil jaye..

Views : 194    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Son And Father

Son was looking at falling stars and praying 4
good marks
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Father came along and said
"Technology is so advanced that man has
reached the moon and your searching 4 your
luck in stars in the same old way.?!!"
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Son replied "Dad, don't be ridiculous u know
babies can also be made in test tubes but have
u stopped trying the old way...!!!?"

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Tumne mera Dil chura liya hai

Mareez(nurse se): "I Love you"
Tumne mera Dil chura liya
hai...!!!
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Nurse(sharmate huye): "Chal jhuthe,
Hamne to Dil ko hath bhi
nahi lagaya, Hamne to sirf
KIDNEY churai hai......!!!

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Funny.....

Today I proposed a girl
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Me: I fell in luv wid u the minute I saw u,
Will u marry me?
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Girl: ka kahat ho,
Humka angreji nahi aawat hai
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Me: kuchu naahi bc Bas paani maangat rahe.

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Lottery lag gyi

A man buys a ticket for Rs 100 and wins the
lottery of 1 crore.
He goes to claim it.
Man: I want Rs 1 crore.
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Lottery Agent: We give you 10 lakh today. The
rest amount will be paid in next 6 months.
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Man: Oh, no! I want all my money right now. If
you don’t do it today, then I want my Rs 100
back.

Views : 151    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Wife's birthday Birthday

On wife's b'day, man ordered a cake on phone.
Salesman: What message to put on d cake?
Man: Write "Getting older but U R getting
better."
Salesman: kaise likhna hai message?
Man: Well.. put "U R getting older" at the top
and "but U R getting better" at d bottom.
When d cake was opened all guests were
laughing at the message.
It read: "You are getting older at the top, but
you are getting better at the bottom!"
Moral:- Don't order cakes over phone.

Views : 120    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Why this happen?

Have you ever Wondered??
Q chalti ha pawan?
BCoz of evaporation
Q ghome hai gagan?
Bcoz of earth's rotation
Kyun machalta hai mann?
Bcoz of disorder in digestion
Na tu jano na hm!!
kyun gum hai har disha?
bcoz u hav poor sense of direction
kyun hota hy nasha?
bcoz of drug addiction
na tm jano na hm!!!
kyun ati hy bahar?
bcoz of change in season
kyun khota hy karar?
bcoz of takng tension
q hota hy pyar?
bcoz of opposite attraction..
So, SCIENCE HaS ALL The Solutions!!

Views : 114    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Ek Ladki interview denay gai...

Ek Ladki interview denay gai
Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai
jis k 2 tyres hotay hain ??
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Ladki : bike !
Boss: nahi, hOnda bike
chAlo ek aur sawal,
Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres
hotay
hain ??
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Ladki : car !
Boss : nhi, toyota car
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Ladki: Chal ab tu mere sawal ka
jawab de.!
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Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhney
mai white hai aur beech mai kala
anda hai…..??
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Boss : hehehe !! Ankh.
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Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki
ankh

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School Madam

School teacher sent home a note..:..
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Your son is an obedient & bright student but
spends too much time with girls. ”
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Mother sent a note back:
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”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem.

Views : 110    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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Two Brothers

Yesterday i was having a conversation with my
best
friend.
Me : Bhai maine us ladki ko bata diya ki tu uska
number
maang raha tha.
He : Bhai kitna kamina hai tu, Kameenepan ki
bhi hadd
hoti hai
Me : Bhai lekin meri koi hadd nahi hai. Mein
duniya ka
sabse kamina dost hu. Mai single hu, Toh tu bhi
single hi
rahega

Views : 109    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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2 Boys

Boy1: agar tera best friend aur teri GF
dono doob rahe ho to tum kisko
bachayega?
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Boy 2: doob jane do saalon ko....
Akhir dono ek sath kar kya rahe the....
POINT TO BE NOTED!!

Views : 127    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
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I Miss Her....

My GIRLFRIEND Asked me ..
Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes I Really Miss her..

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Confirm Boys

Life mein teen cheezein Insan ko kismat se milti
hain
True love
.
True friend
Aur
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.
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Result aane par ungli na karne waale
rishetdaar

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Friend forever

Puchha Mujhse Chand Sitaro Ne. Tujhe Bhula
Diya
Kya Tere
Yaaron Ne?
.
.
.
Main Muskurakar Bola,
.
..
.
“Bhul To Nahi Sakte,
.
.
.
Bus Lage Honge Kamine kisi ITEM Ko Patane
Me.

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3 Friends

3 frnds decided aaj jisko ldki ne yes kaha wo
usi
ki..
.
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1st boy» (to girl) mai tumhare liye stars todh k
le
aaunga..
.
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girl» mai kya krungi unka..
.
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2nd» mai tumhare liye jaan de skta hu..
.
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girl» marne ka itna hi craze h to khi or jaake
mar..
.
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3rd n lst» mai tumhari scooty mai roj 5 liter oil
dalwaunga..
.
.
girl» got emotional n say..chl paagl ab rulayega
kya..itna pyaar krta h mujhe..

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Pappu

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Ques.. the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ??
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4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ??
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5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ??
Hahaha... 200 ki speed se Thoko Like pappu ke
liye

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Mom And Son

एक महिला हाथ में हथौड़ा लिए अपने बेटे के
स्कूल पहुंची और चपरासी से पूछने लगी,
'चोपड़ा सर की क्लास कौन-सी है?'
'क्यों पूछ रही हैं?' हथौड़े को देखकर
चपरासी ने डरते हुए पूछा।
अरे... वह मेरे बेटे के क्लास टीचर हैं।
हथौड़ा हिलाते हुए महिला उतावलेपन से
बोली।
चपरासी ने दौड़कर चोपड़ा सर को खबर
दी कि एक महिला हाथ में हथौड़ा लिए
आपको ढूंढ रही है।
चोपड़ा सर बहुत परेशान हो गए। वह भागे-
भागे प्रिसिंपल सर के पास पहुंचे। प्रिंसिपल
सर फौरन उस महिला के के पास पहुंचे और बहुत
ही विनम्रता से बोले : प्लीज, आप शांत
हो जाइए।
महिला : मैं शांत ही हूं।
प्रिंसिपल : आप मुझे बताइए कि बात क्या है?
औरत : बात कुछ भी नही हैं। मैं बस चोपड़ा सर
की क्लास में जाना चाहती हूं।
प्रिंसिपल : लेकिन क्यों?
औरत : क्यों, क्योंकि मुझे वहां उस बेंच की कील
ठोकनी है, जिस पर मेरा बेटा बैठता है। कल
वह स्कूल से तीसरी पेंट फाड़ कर आया है!

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