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After Drinking

after drinking:-
men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.

but..

women can do all these without drinking...
Posted by Indhu Mathi D
300 Viewed this Joke

Edison Had Righty Said

edison had rightly said:

a fool can ask more questions
than a wise can answer.

now we know why all of us
are speechless during the viva

Posted by Indhu Mathi D
256 Viewed this Joke

Mobile Vs Women

a mobile is like women :-
talks non-stop,
costs a fortune,
disturbs when your busy and when u need them urgently,
they have no service.

Posted by Indhu Mathi D
253 Viewed this Joke

Planet

one day raju asked to gopal
if earth is like a egg.
then who is his mother
gopal answered him universe his mother
and other planets are his sister n brothher
Posted by Pinku Rao
316 Viewed this Joke

Terrorist

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
Posted by Indhu Mathi D
133 Viewed this Joke
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