Collegr

professor:- what is the value of x ?
student :- sir, jaan thi wo meri.

Funny

can a kangaroo jump higher that a house?can any one tell that? of course, a house dose not jump at all. :-)

College Jokes

most of college students in the world r sufferin from aids.cant beleive,but its true...aids....attendnce n internal marks deficiency syndrome.

Latest Joke

teacher:why late?
student:a person lost rs 50 note.
teacher:thats good.r u helping him to find the money
student:no i was only standing on it

Station

a lady was running to catch a train to bangalore. she reached the station and was searching for the train.

passenger: (asked to the station master) sir, is this my train?

station master: no madam, this is not your train, it's railways department's train.

passenger: (annoyed) that's a good joke. don't act too smart. what i meant was, can i take this train to bangalore?

station master: no ma'am, you cannot! this train is so big and you can't take it.

passenger: its really funny! now say me, will this train take me to bangalore?

station master: no ma'am. the train can't take you. the train driver will drive it to bangalore!


the passenger fainted!