once an idiot was passing along the road meanwhile he saw a bicycle falle. and he asked the owne. and itiot hesrd it in this way why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?because it is two-tirted (too tired).
a classics......................... professor.......................... goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. the tailor asks: “euripides?” the professor replies: “yes. eumenides?..............
a teacher asked a student to write 55.
student asked- how?
teacher- write 5 and beside it another 5.
the student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher- what are you waiting for?
student- i don't know which side to write the other 5!