Pati patni

patni-ye ji edhar muh karke so jaiye na kyuki mujhe dar lagata hai
pati- tumhe bas apani fikar hai chahe main dar-dar ke mar jau

Wife

wife- ye ji khud khushi ka kya matlab hota hai
husband- sadi karna

i loveyou

husband - i love you.
wife - i love you too.
husband - ye dusra kaun hai.

Wife husband joke

wife:suniye janu
husband:kya hai bhutni k
wife:kya ho gaya hai janu pahle to bade pyar se baat karte the.
husband:hann kyonki pahle beer pita tha.
wife:to ab kya pite ho.
husband:ab mai sprite pita hu isliye seedhi baat no bakwas.

Biwi ki hassi itni bhayanak

pati: sunti ho mere pyaari biwi
patni(hastey huye): hanji bolo ji
pati: tum bas hass mat karo
patni: ku
pati: tumhari hassi ese h jaise humari gali ka kutta bhok raha ho