गोली से डर नहीं लगता साब!!

भारत-पाक बॉर्डर पर भारतीय सैनिक: रुक जाओ, वरना गोली मार दूंगा
पाक सैनिक: गोली से डर नहीं लगता साब, कोहली से लगता है…!!

Gutthi - Cricket

gutthi - cricket
match - india
india - dhoni
dhoni - century
century - bda target
bda target - gutthi - cricket
match - india
india - dhoni
dhoni - century
century - bda target
bda target - bekar bowler
bekar bowler. - ishant sharma
ishant sharma - run pitae
run pitae - india haara
india hara - thoko galiya. :d

**SONG FOR SIR SACHIN TENDULKAR **

**made for sir sachin tendulkar **
tera pitch par utarna.
tera dangerous balls par brilliant shots khelna.
tera fantastic footwork ka use karna.
nahi bhoolunga main.
jab tak hai jaan...
jab tak hai jaan...
***
opponents ko pressure mein laana.
teri gentleman ship dikhana.
tera centuries par helmet aur bat uthane se.
mohabbat karunga main..
jab tak hai jaan..
jab tak hai jaan...!!! :)

Bachpan Ke Cricket Rules

1. 8 eenton (bricks) ki wicket hogi.

2. first ball try hogi.

3. battin team umpiring karegi.

4. baal deewar ko direct lagi to six aur direct baahar gayi to out.

5. last batsman akela batting kar sakta hai.

6. jo beech mein game chhodega usse kal nahi khilayenge.

7. jo ball baahar phenkega woh khud lekar aayega aur nahi mili to khareedkar layega.

8. chhote bachche sirf fielding karenge, unhein last mein batting denge.

9. jab andhera ho jaayega to slow ball karaai jaayegi.

10. deewar ko lag kar catch hua to not out hoga.

11. 3 ball lagaatar wide to over cancel.

12. jo jeetega woh agli baar batting karega.

13. jiska bat hoga wohi opening karega.

India's batting Line Up

india's batting line up
1.rohit
2.dhawan
3.kohli
4.rahane
5.raina
6.dhoni
7.o palanhare,
8.nirgun aur nyare,
9.tumare bin hamara
10.kauno nahee