the phone bill was exceptionally high. man called a family meeting to discuss.

dad: this is unacceptable. i don't use home phone, i use my work phone.

mum: me too. i hardly use home phone. i use my companies phone.

son: i use my office mobile, i never use the home phone.

all of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

maid: what? so we all use our work phones. what's the big deal???