santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
santa: ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya\?
biwi: aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai\?
santa: 3 mahine.
biwi: aur meri shadi ko\?
santa: 3 mahine.
biwi: aur bachcha kitne time baad hua\?
santa: 3 mahine baad.
biwi: total kitne mahine ho gaye\?
santa: ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye\!
time ka pata hi nahi laga\?