ek sharaabi ek pahunche huye baba ke aashram mein gaya.

sharaabi: maharaj, main aapki sharan mein aaya hun.... mujh per kripa kijiye.

baba: kya baat hai beta \?

sharaabi: babaji mein sharaab kee vajah se bahut dukhi hun. kripa karke meri sharaab chhudwa deejiye \!

baba: tum bilkul sahi jagah aaye ho bachcha \! ye samjho tumhari sharaab chhoot gayi.

sharaabi: jai ho babaji ki \! mujhe vishwas thaa ki aap meri madad zaroor karenge \! ab jaldi se phone keejiye civil lines thaane ke incharge ko\! usne meri 2 peti whiskey zabt kar lee hai \!\!\!