zoo mein ek sher ne santa ko maar-maar ke zakhmi kar diya
logo ne hairan hokar sher se puchha
“arey tum to bade sidhe-sadhe shareef the, santa ko maar maar ke kyu zakhmi kiya”
sher gusse se bola: “arey sale ne dimag kharab kar rakha tha, kitni der se bole jaa raha tha, itni badi billi – itni badi billi“