santa
suhagrat mein santa ne biwi se puchha:
tumne shaadi se pehle kitni baar s*x kiya hai?
biwi: kabhi nahi.
santa: mere pass check karne ka meter hai.
abhi daal ke check kar lunga.
biwi: ek baar... vo bhi galti se.
santa: jhooth mat bol,
mere pass meter hai.
mujhe maaf kar do... 10-15
baar kiya hai.
santa: sach bata warna main
meter laga raha hun.
biwi: ja kanjra, laga le meter.
jitni baar maine s*x kiya hai
na... utne number toh tere
meter mein bhi nahi honge....
Posted by Gosto Sarkar
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