pappu bazaar gaya. wahan use papa ke ek purane dost mil gaye.
uncle: pappu beta, kaise ho ?
pappu: ji, badhiya ..........
uncle: aur papa ?
pappu: ji vo bhi badhiya.....
uncle: bhai ?
pappu: vo bhi theek hai.....
uncle: studies?
pappu: vo bhi theek chal rahi hai.
uncle: aur sunaao pappu beta, kya chal raha hai ?
pappu: bematalab ke sawaal jawaab.....!

teacher: a b c d sunao..
pappu: a b c d...
teacher: aur sunao??
pappu: sab theek hai mam ji, aap sunao... kya chal raha hai aajkal...?

english teacher: wo larki sab larkon se hans kar bat karti hai. batao is sentence mein larki kya hai ? pappu: sir! larki chaalu hai...!!!

teacher: pappu, iski english mein translate karo: larkiyan yahan se guzar chuki hain.
pappu: oh shit! i am late...