once banta singh attended an interview.

interviewer : give me the opposite words.
banta singh : ok
interviewer : made in india
banta singh : destroyed in pakistan
interviewer : good... keep it up
banta singh : bad.... put it down
interviewer : maxi mum
banta singh : mini dad
interviewer : enough! take your seat
banta singh : insufficient! don't take my seat
interviewer : idiot! take your seat
banta singh : clever! don't take my seat
interviewer : i say you get out!
banta singh : you didn't say i come in
interviewer : i reject you!
banta singh : you appoint me