anta tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya
santa: doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
doctor: 300/-
santa: phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
doctor ne car nikali aur dono santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
doctor: mareez kahan hai?
santa: mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.