ek ladki rote hue doctor ke pass gayi doctor ne usko dekha aur pucha. doctor: “arrey tumhare hont kaisi fatte?” ladki: “ji kiss karte hue” doctor hairan se: “kiss karte hue hont itne buri tarha se to nahi fatt sakte?” ladki: “ji main usko kiss kar rahi thhi, kisi ne darwaje par knock kiya aur usne gabra ke pant ki zip band kar li“