wife: can u help me in the gardening ?
husband: what do u think i am...a gardener ?
wife: can u fix the door handle ?
husband: what do you think i am... a carpenter ?
in the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
husband: who did all this ?
wife: our neighbour.
but he gave me 2 options.....
either i should give him a burger or a kiss.
husband: i am sure u must have given him a burger.
wife: what do u think i am.......mcdonalds ?!!