santa ke hip pe chot lag gayi. vo doctor ke paas jaa kar check karwaata hai.
doctor kehta hai: santa ji taanke lagaane padenge.
santa: ok, laga do.
doctor: aapka bill hua rs 5000.
santa: kya??? 5000???? o doctor saab, aapne taanke hi lagaye hain ya kashmiri kadhaai ki hai???