eacher : beta, tumhare sare answers galat hain… student : kamal karte ho sir ji, marks hi toh mang rhe, pyar se mang rahe de do warna do thapad marke bhi le sakte.. teacher : bathmez kahin ke !!! student : sir, batmezi se yaad aya apke pitaji kaise hain?? teacher : nikal ja class se.. student : sir, chupchap marks de do warna answer sheet me itne cheed kar denge ki confusion ho jaoge ki fail kahan likhe aur zero kahan!!!