santa paji ko cinema hall k bahr ak bhikari mila...
bhikari : allah k nam pe kuch de do , 2 din se bhooka hu !
santa : 100 ka note nikalte huye bola , kya tumare pas 50 chhute h ?
bhikari khus hote huye : han hai na !
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