boy: mom aaj khaane mein kya banaya hai...

mom: baigan ki sabji...

boy: kya mom\!\!\!\! phir baigan ki sabji\? aapko toh pata hai ki mujhe baigan bilkul achche nahin lagte......

mom: ye sab nakhre apni bivi ke samne karna, tab toh munh se ek shabad nahin niklega jo vo banaygi chup chaap kha loge\!\!\!

boy: ok lao baigan hi khata hu...

after marriage..........
boy: aaj khane mein kya bana hai darling\?

wife: baigan ki sabzi\!\!\!

boy: kya\?\?\? baigan ki sabzi...\!\!\!

wife: ye nakhre na apni maa ke saamne kiya karo, tab toh kuch bola nahi jaata.

boy: achcha lao, de do baigan ki sabzi... ajj