husband apne hath mein ek lifafa leke aya aur biwi se bola.

husband: “begam, dekho aaj main tumhare liye kya laya hun?”

wife: “kyaa laye?”

husband: “kelay, kheeray, gaajar, touri aur mooli le kar aaya hoon”

wife: “kyun, aap kuchh din ke liye kahin bahar jaa rahe hain kyaa?“