girl: paros wali aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
jab b kisi ki shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“ab tumhari bari hai”

phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

friend: kaise ?
girl: jab koi mar jata tou main un k gaal kheench k kehti..
“ab aap ki bari hai”