student and teacher

teacher class me student se bole - tumhen pata hai tumhaari umr mein mahaatma gaandhi ne b.a. kar liya tha.
1 student bola - sar hamen yah bhi pata hai ki aapaki umr mein bhagat singh phaansi chadh chuke the.

पॉजिटिव थिंकिंग

डॉ: तुम्हारा लीवर फूल गया है ।

मरीज : इसका मतलब है इसमें अब और ज्यादा दारु आ सकती है।

Positive थिंकिंग

Sun

1 baar rajni sir cricket khel rhe the.
unhone ball ko itni zor se hit kiya k wo antriksh me pahunch gayi aur aaj use suraj k naam se jaante h

rajni..is..rajni

ek baar rajni apne ghr se nikla jab wo chota tha to gir gya..uska jeans pht gya wah jeans..uski maa ne phek di..wah ek bhikhari ne utha le..jante ho..aaj wah kha..hai..zara fashion..man..
wah bhikhari us raw jeans se ..kama raha hai..
#rajni...gire to bhe style he niklega.

rajnikant

ram our ravan yudh kar rahe the. raavan:oye bhag ram:kyu,kya hua.. raavan:piche dekh rajnikant...