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Welcome to my profile page. I'm amit sharma From Jaipur, India. Currently I'm doing my job. Along with that i'm also using all the services of Uminto.com in my free time and its awesome. There are so many things to learn in Uminto.com. My area of Specialization is Other. I used to play games and hourly quizzes daily on Uminto.com.
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Date of Birth : Wednesday, August 11, 1999 (17 Years)
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Location : Jaipur, India
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Movie Reviews Posted By Amit Sharma

Spyder
(According to Amit Sharma Spyder is a 5 star movie)
thriller film written and directed by ar murugadoss. produced in telugu and tamil languages, the film features mahesh babu and rakul preet singh in the lead roles. production began in 2015, and the film's principal photography commenced in july 2016. it is scheduled for a worldwide release in september 2017. the first look of the film was released on
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Review Posted on : 11 Oct 2017
Judwaa 2
(According to Amit Sharma Judwaa 2 is a 5 star movie)
judwaa 2 is an upcoming indian hindi action-comedy film directed by david dhawan, starring varun dhawan in a double role as estranged twins opposite jacqueline fernandez and taapsee pannu. it is currently scheduled for release on 29 september 2017. writer : sajid se leave a review on this movie and get additional 100 reward points tell us why you liked it, or didn't like it. you can write about the actors, actresses, storyline or scenes which you liked the most. if you haven't seen the movie but heard about it from friends, then you can write about what you have he
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Review Posted on : 1 Oct 2017
Haseena Parkar
(According to Amit Sharma Haseena Parkar is a 5 star movie)
written by raj paras from jammu and produced by nahid khan. the film was initially named "haseena: queen of mumbai". the principal photography of the film began in february 2016 and the shooting started on 11 october 2016.the film is based on terrorist dawood ibrahim's sister haseena parkar. the film marks shraddha kapoor's first female protago
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Review Posted on : 5 Sep 2017
Baadshaho
(According to Amit Sharma Baadshaho is a 5 star movie)
baadshaho (english: friends) is an upcoming indian period heist action thriller film written by rajat arora, directed and co-produced by milan luthria. it features ajay devgn, emraan hashmi, ileana d'cruz, sharad kelkar, esha gupta, sanjay mishra and vidyut jammwal in the lead roles. the film is a thriller set in the emergency era of the 1970s. the production of the film beg
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Review Posted on : 5 Sep 2017
Yeh Hai India
(According to Amit Sharma Yeh Hai India is a 5 star movie)
"this is india") is an upcoming patriotic bollywood film written and directed by lom harsh. the film is based on its writer's real life journey to several different countries and his observations on the thoughts and views of other people about india. it features gavie chahal, deana uppal in the lead roles. music by raja hassan and tapesh panwar. g.k. yogesh is the creative director of the film. writer : lom harsh director : lom
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Review Posted on : 24 Aug 2017
Jab Harry Met Sejal
(According to Amit Sharma Jab Harry Met Sejal is a 5 star movie)
harry met sejal is an upcoming indian romantic comedy film written and directed by imtiaz ali. it features shah rukh khan and anushka sharma in the lead roles. this film marks the third collaboration between shah rukh khan and anushka sharma after rab ne bana di jodi (2008) and jab tak hai jaan (2012). writer : imtiaz ali director :
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Review Posted on : 24 Aug 2017
The Dark Tower
(According to Amit Sharma The Dark Tower is a 5 star movie)
wer is an upcoming american science fantasy western action horror film directed and co-written by nikolaj arcel. a continuation of stephen king's novel series of the same name, the film stars idris elba as roland deschain, a gunslinger on a quest to protect the dark tower – a mythical structure which supports all realities – and matthew mcconaughey as his nemesis, walter o'dim, the "ma
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Review Posted on : 24 Aug 2017
Toilet: Ek Prem Katha
(According to Amit Sharma Toilet: Ek Prem Katha is a 5 star movie)
rem katha is an upcoming indian hindi-language film directed by shree narayan singh.co-produced by akshay kumar and neeraj pandey, the film will star akshay kumar and bhumi pednekar in the lead roles, with anupam kher, and sana khan in supporting roles. the film is written by sidhharth and garima, the writers of the 2013 hindi film goliyon
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Review Posted on : 24 Aug 2017
Annabelle: Creation
(According to Amit Sharma Annabelle: Creation is a 5 star movie)
creation is a 2017 american supernatural horror film directed by david f. sandberg, and written by gary dauberman. it is a prequel to 2014's annabelle and the fourth film in the conjuring film series. it tells the story behind the origin of the possessed annabelle doll. the film stars stephanie sigman, talitha bateman, anthony lapaglia, and miranda otto. it is scheduled to be released in the united states on august 11, 2017. the film premiered on june 19, 2017, at the la film fest
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Review Posted on : 24 Aug 2017
War For The Planet Of The Apes
(According to Amit Sharma War For The Planet Of The Apes is a 5 star movie)
upcoming american science fiction film directed by matt reeves and written by mark bomback and reeves. it is a sequel to the 2014 film dawn of the planet of the apes and the third installment in the planet of the apes reboot series. the film stars andy serkis, woody harrelson, steve zahn, amiah miller, karin konoval, judy greer and terry notary. principal photography began on october 14, 2015, in vancouver.
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Review Posted on : 15 Jul 2017
The Mummy
(According to Amit Sharma The Mummy is a 5 star movie)
directed by alex kurtzman and written by jon spaihts and christopher mcquarrie. it is a reboot of the mummy franchise and is intended to be the first installment in the universal monsters shared universe.the film stars tom cruise, sofia boutella, annabelle wallis, jake johnson, courtney b. vance and russell crowe. the film
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Review Posted on : 29 Jun 2017
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
(According to Amit Sharma Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a 5 star movie)
known as pirates of the caribbean: the revenge of salazar and pirates of the caribbean: salazar's revenge) is an upcoming american fantasy swashbuckler film, and the fifth installment in the pirates of the caribbean film series. the film is directed by joachim rnning and espen sandberg from a script by jeff nathanson, with jerry bruckheimer serving again as producer. johnny depp, geoffrey rush, and kevin mcnally reprise their roles as jack sparrow, hector barboss
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Review Posted on : 27 May 2017
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2
(According to Amit Sharma Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 is a 5 star movie)
american superhero film based on the marvel comics superhero team guardians of the galaxy, produced by marvel studios and distributed by walt disney studios motion pictures. it is intended to be the sequel to 2014's guardians of the galaxy and the fifteenth film in the marvel cinematic universe. the film is written and directed by james gunn and stars an ensemble cast featuring chris pratt, z
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Review Posted on : 21 May 2017
King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword
(According to Amit Sharma King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword is a 5 star movie)
to see king arthur: legend of the sword is an upcoming 2017 australian-american epic adventure drama film directed by guy ritchie and written by joby harold. the film stars charlie hunnam as king arthur. it is scheduled to be released on may 12, 2017 in 3-d and conventional formats.paste the review from any other user reviews if you copy paste re
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Review Posted on : 21 May 2017
Sarkar 3
(According to Amit Sharma Sarkar 3 is a 5 star movie)
upcoming indian political crime thriller film, directed by ram gopal varma. this is the third installment of sarkar film series which stars amitabh bachchan again in the lead role along with ronit roy, jackie shroff, manoj bajpayee, amwhich stars amitabh bachchan again in the lead role along with ronit roy, jackie shroff, manoj baj
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Review Posted on : 21 May 2017
Hindi Medium
(According to Amit Sharma Hindi Medium is a 5 star movie)
hindi medium is bollywood film directed by saket chaudhary which features irrfan khan and saba qamar in the lead roles.this movie is a remake of 2015 malayalam movie salt mango tree which itself was a remake of the 2014 bengali movie ramdhanu. the film is scheduled for a wo hikhc
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Review Posted on : 21 May 2017
Baahubali 2
(According to Amit Sharma Baahubali 2 is a 5 star movie)
historical fiction film directed by s. s. rajamouli. it is the continuation of baahubali: the beginning. initially, both parts were jointly produced on a budget of ₹2.5 billion (us$37 million),however the budget of the second part was increased laterbaahubali: the conclusion has made a business of ₹5 billion (us$74 million) b
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Review Posted on : 30 Apr 2017
Smurfs: The Lost Village
(According to Amit Sharma Smurfs: The Lost Village is a 5 star movie)
the lost village is an upcoming 2017 american 3d computer-animated adventure-comedy film produced by sony pictures animation and animated by sony pictures imageworks. it is based on the smurfs comic book series created by the belgian comics artist peyo and is a reboot film, unrelated to sony's previous live-action/animated films . written by stacey harman and pamela ribon, it is being directed by kelly asbury. the film stars demi lovato as
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Review Posted on : 21 Apr 2017
Sachin: A Billion Dreams
(According to Amit Sharma Sachin: A Billion Dreams is a 5 star movie)
produced by ravi bhagchandka, based on the life of cricketer sachin tendulkar. it stars tendulkar as himself, with arjun tendulkar and mayuresh in the lead cast and will be the film debut of tendulkar at the age of 43.the film would release on 14th april 2017 the film captures tendulkar's cricket and personal life in substantial detail, as well as reveals few as
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Review Posted on : 16 Apr 2017
The Fate Of The Furious
(According to Amit Sharma The Fate Of The Furious is a 5 star movie)
fast 8 and fast & furious 8) is an upcoming 2017 american action film directed by f. gary gray and written by chris morgan. it is the eighth installment in the fast and the furious franchise. the film will star vin diesel, dwayne johnson, jason statham, michelle rodriguez, tyrese gibson, chris bridges, nathalie emmanuel, kurt russell, scott eastwood, charlize theron and helen mirren. the fate of the furious marks the first film of the franchise since the fast and the furious: tokyo drift (2006) not to star paul walker, who died in a single-vehicle crash on november 30, 2013, during the filming of furious 7
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Review Posted on : 16 Apr 2017
Begum Jaan
(According to Amit Sharma Begum Jaan is a 5 star movie)
produced by mukesh bhatt, vishesh bhatt and play entertainment. the film is co-produced by sakshi bhatt and shree venkatesh films with executive producer kumkum saigal. the cinematography is done by gopi bhagat. lyrics, additional screenplay and dialogues have been penned by kausar munir and rahat indori. the film is scheduled for release on april 14, 2017. vidya balan plays the lead role of a brothel's madam,
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Review Posted on : 16 Apr 2017
Jagga Jasoos
(According to Amit Sharma Jagga Jasoos is a 5 star movie)
upcoming indian musical adventure romantic comedy film written and directed by anurag basu, and produced by basu and ranbir kapoor. the film features ranbir kapoor, katrina kaif and adah sharma in lead roles, and tells the story of a teenage detective in search of his missing father. the film is scheduled for release on 7 april 2017. writer : anurag basu
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Review Posted on : 11 Apr 2017
The Boss Baby
(According to Amit Sharma The Boss Baby is a 5 star movie)
the 2010 picture book of the same name written and illustrated by marla frazee. produced by dreamworks animation, the film is being directed by tom mcgrath and written by michael mccullers. it stars the voices of alec baldwin, miles bakshi, teve buscemi, jimmy baldwin, miles bakshi, steve buscemi, jimmy kimmel, and lisa kudrow with tobey maguire as the
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Review Posted on : 1 Apr 2017
Phillauri
(According to Amit Sharma Phillauri is a 4 star movie)
comedy film, directed by anshai lal and produced by anushka sharma and karnesh sharma under the banner of fox star studios and clean slate films. director navdeep singh and writer sudip sharma are associated with the film as creative producers. the film will have anushka sharma, diljit dosanjh afujvhj tt ghr ji8gddgjottsw gko gupta6vnm
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Review Posted on : 28 Mar 2017
Beauty And The Beast
(According to Amit Sharma Beauty And The Beast is a 5 star movie)
condon ake of disney's 1991 animated film of the same name, itself an adaptation of jeanne-marie leprince de beaumont's fairy tale. the film stars an ensemble cast that includes emma watson, dan stevens, luke evans, kevin kline, josh gad, ewan mcgregor, stanley tucci, audra mcdonald, gugu mbatha-raw, ian mckellen and emma thompson. in the fil
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Review Posted on : 17 Mar 2017
Kong: Skull Island
(According to Amit Sharma Kong: Skull Island is a 5 star movie)
kong: skull island is an upcoming american monster film directed by jordan vogt-roberts and written by dan gilroy and max borenstein, from a story by john gatins and gilroy. the film is a reboot of the king kong franchise and will serve as the second film in legendary's monsterverse. it stars an ensemble cast cons
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Review Posted on : 12 Mar 2017
Badrinath Ki Dulhania
(According to Amit Sharma Badrinath Ki Dulhania is a 5 star movie)
badrinath ki dulhania (english: badrinath's bride) is an upcoming indian romantic comedy film, directed by shashank khaitan, and produced by karan johar under the dharma productions banner. starring varun dhawan and alia bhatt in the lead, the film marks the second installment of a franchise that began with humpty sharma ki dulhania (2014). principal photography for the film began in may 2016,
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Review Posted on : 12 Mar 2017
Commando 2
(According to Amit Sharma Commando 2 is a 5 star movie)
commando 2 is an upcoming 2017 indian action film, directed by deven bhojani and produced by vipul amrutlal shah. the film is a sequel to the 2013 film commando. the principal photography of the film commenced on 17 february 2016. vidyut jamwal will be in the male lead role, while adah sharma will be playing the female lead role in the film. the film is scheduled to release on march 3, 2017.
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Review Posted on : 4 Mar 2017
Logan
(According to Amit Sharma Logan is a 5 star movie)
intended to be the tenth installment in the x-men film series, as well as the third and final wolverine solo film following x-men origins: wolverine (2009) and the wolverine (2013).the film takes inspiration from "old man logan" by mark millar and steve mcniven, which follows a past-his-prime logan undertaking a final adventure in the post-apocalyptic future. the film is directed by james mangold, who co-wrote the screenplay with michael green and scott frank, from a story by david james kelly and mangold. hugh j
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Review Posted on : 4 Mar 2017
Rangoon
(According to Amit Sharma Rangoon is a 5 star movie)
rangoon movie haunts in unlikely fashion and while the director most straightforward picture. like a song and dance troupe trampling all over a map of europe to tell their own fractured,jokes, or an old man cosily swilling wine after having faked his own death. rangoon may be direct,but it is never obvious.
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Review Posted on : 24 Feb 2017
The Great Wall
(According to Amit Sharma The Great Wall is a 4 star movie)
the great wall is a 2016 epic historical fiction action-adventure monster film directed by zhang yimou and written by tony gilroy, carlo bernard, doug miro, max brooks, edward zwick, and marshall herskovitz. the film stars matt damon, jing tian, pedro pascal, willem dafoe and andy lau.very very best this movie
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Review Posted on : 17 Feb 2017
Jolly Llb 2
(According to Amit Sharma Jolly Llb 2 is a 5 star movie)
i like all the movies of akshay kumar . he is a very good actor . if we talk about this movie then this is a very good movie .the story of this film is really good .all the songs of this filem is really good ,choreography is fantastic . i like yhis movie very much .
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Review Posted on : 10 Feb 2017
John Wick: Chapter 2
(According to Amit Sharma John Wick: Chapter 2 is a 5 star movie)
this movie is another part of john wick .this film is also fantastic .story is really good and all the location which are taken in this film is really good .choreography of this movie is little good . all the actor and actress acted well in this movie. i like this
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Review Posted on : 10 Feb 2017
Ok Jaanu
(According to Amit Sharma Ok Jaanu is a 3 star movie)
adi is a video game developer with the american dream; tara is an architect, destined for paris. but they lock eyes at a wedding and all their plans go out of the window. they flirt, take a trip together, move in and decide to date for as long as they’re both in mumbai. the thing that works most in ok jaanu’s favour is its screenplay, kept intact from its tamil predecessor. it is a scene-for-scene remake and capitalizes on great moments from the original film. the music (largely retained) with gulzar’s new lyrics also does a throwback to ok kanmani in the best way
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Review Posted on : 1 Feb 2017
Kaabil
(According to Amit Sharma Kaabil is a 4 star movie)
almost a good film.the looks and dressing style was faboulous of almost all the characters.hrithik roushan as usual has done a fab job,yami could have done a little more work,but although it was a soaring performance comparing her last movies..ronit roy has too done a great job.i think it will surely be liked by everyone.
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Review Posted on : 1 Feb 2017
Xxx: Return Of Xander Cage
(According to Amit Sharma Xxx: Return Of Xander Cage is a 5 star movie)
this movie is the good because movie good is always good so good move is ok. ok. i want to ok my ok so ok is come to ok when the movie is hit and super hit ok. ok. i want to become to the move is good. ok.thanks.like movie.
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Review Posted on : 14 Jan 2017
Haraamkhor
(According to Amit Sharma Haraamkhor is a 4 star movie)
the movie about a story in the real text book story. the characters played in this film are nawazuddin siddiqui and swetha tripati was justified their their roles in the film. the heroine swetha tripati action as a school girl it was amazing performance in the school. she gave 100\\% satisfaction to her character in the movie.
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Review Posted on : 14 Jan 2017
Passengers
(According to Amit Sharma Passengers is a 4 star movie)
there are some fabulous action seen and some exiting new things in this movie.you must watch this movie one time.some time its look a boring movie but overall this is a good movie. but second time you can get bored. this is must one time watch moovie.i like this movie.
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Review Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
Assassin'S Creed
(According to Amit Sharma Assassin'S Creed is a 4 star movie)
assassin's creed is an upcoming action adventure film based on the video game franchise of the same name the film is directed by justin kurzel, written by michael lesslie, adam cooper and bill collage, and stars michael fassbender, marion cotillard, jeremy irons, brendan gleeson, charlotte rampling and michael k. williams. the film will be set in the same universe as the video games but features an original story that expands the series' mythology. filming began in late august 2015 and concluded in january 2016. assassin's creed is scheduled to be released on december 21, 2016 in france and in the united states.
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Review Posted on : 30 Dec 2016
Why Him?
(According to Amit Sharma Why Him? is a 5 star movie)
is an upcoming american romantic comedy film directed by john hamburg and co-written with ian helfer. the film stars james franco, bryan cranston, zoey deutch, megan mullally, griffin gluck, and keegan-michael key. the film will be released on december 23, 2016 by 20th century fox. writer : john hamburg director : john hamburg stars : james franco,bryan cranston,zoey deutch,megan mullally,griffin gluck,keegan-michael key duration : 111 minutes
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Review Posted on : 30 Dec 2016
Dangal
(According to Amit Sharma Dangal is a 4 star movie)
this movie is all about a women wrestler and the story is revolved around the lady wrestler. in this movie ameer khan played a father role for 4 girls and he need a son but his wife gives birth for 4 girls.the performance of ameer khan as a father of 4 girls was amazing and looking different as a middle aged person.ameer performance was superb the scene the girls was beat the boys for scolding them was super.hope fully you will enjoy a lot.
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Review Posted on : 23 Dec 2016
Force 2
(According to Amit Sharma Force 2 is a 5 star movie)
this is a great action movie. in this movie john abraham plays a role of an undercover agent and sonkashi sinha is his companion.this movie is basically based on the lives of undercover cops.. john abraham performs many stunts and fighting moves because of which he really got hurt.this movie is worth of price
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Review Posted on : 21 Dec 2016
Saansein
(According to Amit Sharma Saansein is a 5 star movie)
the movie is also like other movies so it was not quite good and also not unique in its concept. it is horror movies based on previous birth love curse who just makes the life of the girl difficult in every way. when the girls meet right person ,she gets the way to get out of her problem
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Review Posted on : 21 Dec 2016
Wajah Tum Ho
(According to Amit Sharma Wajah Tum Ho is a 5 star movie)
posted by : sarang arora on 18 dec 2016 not rated wajah tum ho is an upcoming indian crime thriller film directed by vishal pandya. it features sana khan, sharman joshi and gurmeet choudhary in the lead roles. the story of the film revolves around a live murder committed on television. the production of the film began in february 2016 and principal photography was commenced in may 2016 in mumbai and was wrapped by october 2016. the trailer was released on 14 october 2016. the film is scheduled for a worldwide release on 2 december 2016. writer : vishal pandya director : vishal pandya stars : sana khan, sharman joshi, gurmeet choudhary, rajneesh duggal, sherlyn chopra
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Review Posted on : 21 Dec 2016
Rogue One
(According to Amit Sharma Rogue One is a 5 star movie)
it will be the first star wars anthology film, a standalone story set shortly before the events of the original star wars. rogue one stars felicity jones, diego luna, ben mendelsohn, donnie yen, mads mikkelsen, alan tudyk, jiang wen, and forest whitaker, and follows a group of rebel spies on a mission to steal design schematics for the galactic empire's new superweapon, the death star.simply is an upcoming american epic space opera film and was directed by gareth edwards and written by chris weitz tony gilroy,,,, the stars in the movie felicity,jones,deigo luna,donnei yen,ben play a good roll and excellent acting wland satisfied their characters and very all the best for entire teem worked for rouge one
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Review Posted on : 21 Dec 2016
Kahaani 2
(According to Amit Sharma Kahaani 2 is a 5 star movie)
this movie is very best and very important daily life.my lifetime favourite movie. this movie actors very very best and important. this movie something say. movie seen very very like and support movie staff. i like this movie and movie plan. movie important daily life and daily news. like l
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Review Posted on : 11 Dec 2016
Befikre
(According to Amit Sharma Befikre is a 5 star movie)
vaani kapoor looks like man in this movie.ranveer romantic man in this movie. this movie is romantic comedy movie.befikre is an upcoming romantic hindi and drama film.i like this movie. this movie is vrry best movie.this movie is noting more than just a mess.no storyline was there in the movie.
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Review Posted on : 11 Dec 2016

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jaj: suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
santa : par janab
jaj : safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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professor banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
u know why?
because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

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a street dog was chasing santa and he was laughing.
a bystander: why are u laughing? santa: i have an airtel phone, but still hutch network is following me.

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santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. next day he closed his bank account. know why?
because the bank's slogan was: we make your dreams come true...

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santa in coffee shop wth wife.
santar:jldi pi, coffee thandi ho jaye gi.
wife:ki frk painda hai?
srdar: bywakof rate list dekh
hot coffee rs.15
cold coffee.45

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srdar got new job:
1st day he spent 11 hours on computer:
boss was happy & asked what he did?
sardar replied: keybord te abc agy pichy lagi c, o sidi kiti ae.

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train chali, santa 1 dibbe mai char gaye..
tt bola: kyun paa ji, nazar nhe aate, ye ladies ka
dibba hai.
santa ji: sorry ji, mere ko laga aap mard ho.

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santa - my wife died yesterday..
im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
banta - no problem.
just imagine she came back.

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kal hamaari bhains ne jiyo ka 1 sim kha liya
aur unlimited doodh de rahi hai aur unlimited gobar kar rahi hai.
doctor ne kaha ye 31 march tak aise hi karegi.

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santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
banta- to isme prob kya hai?
santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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santa: beta college mein toone kaun-kaun se do mushkil kaam seekhe hain?
pappu: ek to daanton se beer ki bottle kholna aur doosri fast bike mein 1 tilee
se sigaret jalana.

Views : 481    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 31 Jan 2017
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santa fouj me bharti hua2 din bad jung shru ho gai snta ki topi per goli lagi snta ne hathyar phenk kar bola aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.

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main susu subah 6 baje karta hu aur potty 7 baje.
doctor: to is me problem kya hai.?
santa : par meri aankh to 8 baje khulti hai.

Views : 505    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Jan 2017
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kidnapper mobile par:
teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
santa: sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..

Views : 435    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Jan 2017
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santa jee aapko kabhi kisi se pyar hua hai ?
ha yaar,
par wo manti hi nhi.
kya kehti hai. ?
kehti hai,
'i love u 2
pata nhi sala ye dusra kaun hai

Views : 487    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Jan 2017
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santa was kissing a blank paper.
banta:
ye kya hai?
santa: mri girlfriend ka love letter hai.
banta: magar ye toh khali hai yar,
santa: aaj-kal hum baat nahin karte.

Views : 481    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Jan 2017
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sardar : yaar achha hua
me india me paida hua
america me nahi
dost : q america me
hota to kya hota ?
santa : tu b na
muje english kaha aati hai

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aik fauji afsar santa recruit se
”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?”
“janab mein awazein nikaloon ga dhishkoon,dishkoon”

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santa: banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?

banta: y?

santa: sometimes, battery may blast.

banta: yah. i know. that’s y i am removing battery from mobile while charging…

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examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?
santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye

Views : 450    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Jan 2017
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santa: kya tum pass ho gaye
banta: ha,hamari puri class pass ho gyi but hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa: kese
banta: wo abhi b usi class me pdha rahi he

Views : 436    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 13 Jan 2017
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santa: meri billi mar gai
banta: kese mari
santa: maine use nahala diya tha
banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta- maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha

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santa: yaar ye ramdev baba wala noodels kharida hai, inko khana kaise hai?
banta: ek naak band karke dusri naak se ander khichana hai?

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bunty: yaar kya koi reportcard dekhkar bhi bhavishyavaani
kar sakata hai?
pappu: haan, bilkul kar sakata hai.
bunty: kaun?
pappu: meri maa, wo mera reportcard dekhate hi bata deti hain ki papa ke aate
hee meri kya haalat hone wali hai

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santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
banta:woh kaise?
santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy

Views : 370    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa- muje zehar dena
chemist- pehle dr. se lekhwa k lao.
santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.

Views : 373    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
mster-beta tumare pas 2 roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
sardar-sabji..!

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santa-what's d difference between mother's & gf's tears?

classic answer by banta-

mother's tears effect our heart & gf's tears effect our pocket...

Views : 374    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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train me warning likhi thi.....
.
bina ticket safar krne wale yaatri hoshiyaar..
.
santa- waah , toh jisne ticket li woh chutiye ???

Views : 448    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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snta pe bijli ki taar gir gayi:
santa tdp tdp k mrne hi wala tha.

ki

use yad aya,
bijli to 2 din se bnd h. wapas uth gya or bola, ' sala! dara diya.

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pappu ne homework pura nahi kiya
teacher (pappu se): tum jaanawar ho jaanawar.
pappu: maaloom hai.
teacher: wo kaise?
pappu: papa mujhe ulloo ka pattha, mummy mujhe gadha, daada jee sher ka beta aur dadi bandar kahati hai.

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teacher: beta, bijli kahaan se aati hai?
happu: mama jee ke yahaan se.
teacher: wo kaise?
happu: jab bhi bijli jaati hai to papa bolate hain kaat dee saalon ne.

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teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....

santa - sir

1.smo king

2.drin king.. . .

phir kaya, techer santa ko de chhadi...chhadi....

Views : 381    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!

same as above

Views : 319    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai

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santa roz subha 60 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
banta- are wah vo kaise?
santa- main girls collage ka bus driver hu na.

Views : 409    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?

banta:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.

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santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
banta: acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
santa: saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.

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bunty: yaar kya koi reportcard dekhkar bhi bhavishyavaani
kar sakata hai?
pappu: haan, bilkul kar sakata hai.
bunty: kaun?
pappu: meri maa, wo mera reportcard dekhate hi bata deti hain ki papa ke aate
hee meri kya haalat hone wali hai.

Views : 450    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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santa: beta college mein toone kaun-kaun se do mushkil kaam seekhe hain?
pappu: ek to daanton se beer ki bottle kholna aur doosri fast bike mein 1 tilee
se sigaret jalana.

Views : 445    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 6 Jan 2017
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sardar on phone: doctor my wife is pregnant…
she is having pain right now…
doctor: is dis her 1st child?
sardar: no dis is her husband speaking..!!!

Views : 312    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 5 Jan 2017
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santa went to a restaurant in china

chinese waiter: “sir i have stewed liver,
boiled tongue and frog’s legs”

santa: “yaar tu apni problems chhodd, menu card ley aa..

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if a tiger attacks ur mother-in-law and
ur wife at the same time, whom would u save? ………

santa : ofcourse,

the tiger .. very few are left..!!!

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teacher: translate this sentence in english – apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena?

santa thinking
and
answered
“flush”

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at the scene of an accident a man was crying: o god! i have lost my hand, oh!
sardar: control yourself. don't cry. see that man. he has lost his head. is he crying

Views : 290    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Dec 2016
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kal hamaari bhains ne jiyo ka 1 sim kha liya
aur unlimited doodh de rahi hai aur unlimited gobar kar rahi hai


Views : 402    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 26 Dec 2016
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