at the scene of an accident a man was crying: o god! i have lost my hand, oh!
sardar: control yourself. don't cry. see that man. he has lost his head. is he crying?
sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
sardar: keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
sardar: what is the name of your car?
lady: i forgot the name, but is starts with 't'.
sardar: oh, what a strange car, starts with tea. all cars that i know start with petrol.
