Rajnikant Jokes

once upon a time rajnikant used
tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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now that powder is used as “cement

Rajnikant Jokes

once rajnikanth gave kiss to his
girlfriend infront of a kid. now the kid is
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emran hashmi

Rajnikant Jokes

once james bond shoot a person and
say i’m bond, james bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet
and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says

“i m kanth, rajnikanth”

Rajnikant Jokes

one day, naasa scientists found something
is flying in mars. they become happy and
shouts – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth

Mass Destruction

there are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq. rajinikanth lives in chennai.