a husband writes to the it technical support guy :-

dear tech support,
last year i upgraded from girlfriend 5.0 to girlfriend 1.0 and i noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance. this is particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under girlfriend 5.0!

in addition, wife 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, romance 9.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as newsapps 5.0, moneyapps 3.0 and cricket apps 4.1

what can i do?
rgds
x husband x.1

reply :

dear madam,

first, keep in mind, girlfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while gilrfriend 1.0 is an operating system.

please enter command- ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download tears 6.2 , then only it will automatically run the applications jewellery 2.0 and flowers 3.5

however, remember, overuse of the above application can cause girlfriend 1.0 to default to silence 2.5 , beer 6.1 or whisky 6.8

also do not disturb the original package of girlfriend 1.0 otherwise new virus boyfriend 2.5 will automatically be downloaded into your system. so please be careful!

in addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the girlfriend 5.0 program.
these are unsupported applications and will crash girlfriend 1.0


we recommend: cooking 3.0

good luck madam !
rgds
support guy

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a 25 year couple going to attend a marriage...

wife: wait for me pinkesh, i'm just completed my makeup.

husband: you don't need makeup honey.

wife: oh, its really? that is so sexy of you!

husband: just you really need plastic surgery.

have a good day ahead

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