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Last Seen on : 26-Jan-2019
Member Since : 16-Nov-2014
Welcome to my profile page. I'm Ankit Paul From Aanachal, India. Currently I'm doing my job. Along with that i'm also using all the services of Uminto.com in my free time and its awesome. There are so many things to learn in Uminto.com. My area of Specialization is Other. I used to play games and hourly quizzes daily on Uminto.com.
Basic Information:
Date of Birth : Tuesday, October 1, 1991 (24 Years)
Gender : Male
Contact Information:
Mobile Number : 86######46
Email Address : ia•••••••••••@••••••••••.com
Location : Aanachal, India
Pincode : Not Updated

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Credited Rewards : 279325
Debited Rewards : 238840
Current Rewards : 40485
Quiz Played : 2
Quiz Score : 0
Movie Review Posted : 0
Jupiter Money Level : 1
Jupiter Money Score : 10
Umnito Flip Level: 1
Umnito Flip Score : 0

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More Husband Wife Joke

Jokes

Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee.
Ladies of 1990s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.
Ladies of 2000:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.
Ladies of 2014:
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?

Views : 126    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 24 Nov 2014
More Rajinikanth Joke

Funny Rajanikanth!

Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko
blood donate kiya!


pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se
jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.

Views : 63    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Nov 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.


Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

Views : 51    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 22 Nov 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke

Computer Joke!

Santa in computer exam ;
Examiner: What is Microsoft
Excel ??
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Santa: It is a new branch of Surf
Excel to clean the computer!

Views : 38    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 21 Nov 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke

Girls Is A Blackberry

Santa: Hamne Mobile Marriage
Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k
liye
1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Dusri Shadi k liye kya
dabaun?
Santai: khoteyaa...Dusri shadi k liye pehle
wali
ka gala dabaa ..!

Views : 59    |    Comments : 2    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke

Santa America Ka Baap!

Santa: Maine apne bete ka
naam America rakha hai.
banta: wo kyun?
Santa: main duniya ko batana
chahta hun ke main America ka
baap hun.

Views : 64    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 20 Nov 2014
More Girls-Boys Joke

A Joke of Girls-Boys

Kya time aa gaya hai..
Boys ke liye film bani to
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls ka number aaya to "Ek thi daayan"
Girl's TOP 3 Lines Meaning..

Views : 80    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke

Santa's Kidney Fail

Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi
Hai..
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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte
Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??

Views : 58    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 19 Nov 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke

Translated!

Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
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.itna asan
WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI .

Views : 42    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014
More Santa-Banta Joke

Omlet!

Santa-Banta Mobile Sms & Status Updates
Santa Omlet Bana Raha Tha
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Usne Jaise Hi Anda Toda To Anda
Khali
Nikla..
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Santa Hairan Hokar Bola-
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Saala Ghor Kalyug Hai
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Ab Murgiya Bhi ABORTION Karwane
Lagi Hai O

Views : 68    |    Comments : 0    |    Post Comment Joke Posted on : 18 Nov 2014

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