1 aadmi akhrot bech raha tha.
santa ne poocha - ye khane se kya hota hai ?
aadmi - dimagh tez hotahai
santa : kaise?
aadmi : acchha ye batao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain ?
santa : pata naheen..
aadmi ne usko aek akhrot khilaya.
aur bola: batao 1darzan me kitne kele hote hai ?
santa : 12
aadmi : dekha , dimaag tez hua na ...
santa : 1 kilo de do...