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Group chat

group chat of our crickets happened just now !
dhoni - oye online h kya koi ?
raina - nhi hu mai to.
rohit - mai bhi nhi hu.
dhoni - saalo zyada hero mat bano aise bol rhe ho jaise mene match harwaya h.
dhawan - are yaar news wale sab mujhe bol rhe h k mene harwaya h.
raina - chinta mat kr kal tk anushka ka bolne lagenge sab.
kohli - dekh be usko leke mazak mat kr.
( kohli added anushka)
anushka is typing....
dhoni removed anushka
dhoni - sun be har kisi ko add mt kr tu..
kohli - use sirf sorry bolna tha sabse. \or meri bhi bht bezzati ho gayi yaar uske saamne.
dhoni - bhag sale larki ki wajah se out ho gaya.
raina - haa be mujhse kuch seekh kuch din mei shadi h fir bhi nhi bulaya kisi ko mene. or sala ticket kisne di usko.???..
kohli - dekh tu mat bol zyada.
jadeja - bol tu to raina, isi k karan haare aaj apan.
rohit - oye jadeja tu kab aaya australia. tu khel rha tha kya wc.???
( jadeja left )
dhoni - rohit mat kr yaar....
(dhoni added jadeja. )
yadav - salo mene to mera kaam kr diya tha. tum hi ludak gaye. ???
kohli - sahi bol rha h sala kisi se kuch nhi hua.???
rohit - tu bhi to ladki k chakkar mei out ho gaya.
( virat left ).
dhoni - yaar aise to grp khatam ho jaega.????
dhawan - haa yaar rohit mt kr, or mujhe pata h tu bhi usi ko dekhte dekhte out hua tha.
(jadeja added kohli )
jadeja - oye virat upr wala msg padh.???
kohli - rohit
rohit - yaar ye jadeja to match se zyada accha yaha prfrm yaha kr rha h.
(jadeja left ) .....
Posted by Mohammad Iqbal Dar
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