doctor: you're obese.
patient: whoa, for that i definitely want a second opinion.
doctor: you’re quite ugly, too
doctor, how can i live longer than 100 years?

do you smoke?
no.

do you eat too much?
no.

do you go to bed late?
no.

do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
no.

then why would you want to live more than 100 years?