Rajnikant Question

sania mirja :- i kniw eveeything about tennis , ask me anything about it & i will answer.

rajnikant :- how many holes are there in the net ????

Rajni Style

teacher : in which satate does ganga flows
rajnikant : in liquid state
rajni stl..

Handicap

a handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
it is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there..

Not Know

rajanikanth does not know where you live,
but he knows where you will die..

Hiii

when rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between rajanikanth and rajanikanth..