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in a cricket ground..
security :
cricket match is over now
why r u stil sitting?
santa:
oye…yaar..
i am waitin for highlights!
Posted by Sumit Kori
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Sharukh Khan

what did sharukh khan miss when he went to the wash room..

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an entire innings of the -kolkata knight riders-
Posted by Ankit Upadhyay
403 Viewed this Joke

Twenty Twenty

two frnds watching ipl match
one:india will win today
other:dont talk foolishness
south africa will win..!
Posted by Jees Xavier
474 Viewed this Joke

If It Stand

a student grabbed a coin,

flipped it in the air & said,
“head, i go to sleep.”

tail, i watch a movie.

if it stands on the edge i’ll study
Posted by Santosh Sonare
438 Viewed this Joke

Shahrukh , Rajini And Chiranjeevi At Cricket Match If Our Stars Play Cricket It Would Like This

shahrukh , rajini and chiranjeevi at cricket match if our stars play cricket matches it would go like this

chiranjeevi
cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…..... bowler bowls it and cheeru hits with tremendous power….... the ball goes far away and umpires are forced to give 12 runs for that.

cheeru wins the match!


shahrukh

shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…..... bowler bowls it and shahrukh glides it to 3rd man…...... .....the ball goes to boundary line shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw, shahrukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at keepers end, keeper misses it goes for a 4 runs. in the background vande mathram….

shahruk wins the match!


rajinikanth

rajni the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball…

bowler bowls it and rajini hits with tremendous power….... the ball splits into “two” 1 half goes to six.....the other half goes to four.

rajini wins the match!
Posted by Rahul Pandit
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